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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Bard (vs. Ines Torres)
« on: June 16, 2008, 09:56:37 PM »
Woefully inappropriate of the Not Ranked League, to pit a master musician against a rough mercenary in a mechanical beast. Truly a pity, since the softspoken Bard of Ivalice would otherwise sweetly lull the young Venezuelan lady inside that machine to worlds of wonder with his beautiful serenades, gallantly leading her to a musical ecstasy rarely seen even in a fantasy world. A pity indeed, that he has to face reality and don his magical strings to blow things up. At least, that shall not be too troublesome: with his Bloody Strings, the Bard can simply harp away at Ines, slowly chipping her down, while keeping himself healthy and sound. And a single power ballad, in the right time, will bring that steel monster down for the count. Maybe then Ines will be more receptive to Bard's alluring melodies.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Bard (vs. Ines Torres)
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2008, 01:52:27 AM »
Pitting a master musician against a rough mercenary in a mechanical beast? How inappropriate. It's truly a pity, since the softspoken Bard of Ivalice would otherwise lull the young Venezuelan lady to worlds of wonder with his beautiful serenades, gallantly leading her to a musical ecstasy rarely seen. A pity indeed, that he has to face reality and don his magical strings to fight. At least, that shall not be too troublesome: with his Bloody Strings, the Bard can simply harp away at Ines, slowly chipping her down, while keeping himself healthy and sound. And a single power ballad, in the right time, will bring that steel monster down for the count. Maybe then Ines will be more receptive to Bard's alluring melodies.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....