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Tink (vs. Garland)
« on: June 16, 2008, 10:17:23 PM »
That Garland sure is scary. What with his armor, his threats of knocking down, and his ability to stand up to a few level 1 Light Warriors for a couple rounds, he's nothing to scoff at. Luckily, Tink is more than up to the challenge! After unleashing his more evil side, Tink will quickly press the assault, hoping to keep Garland from getting too many turns in. Considering Garland's offense is pretty lacking, Tink can hopefully last long enough to finish the fight. Garland's defense isn't that great either, so Tink's attacks will do plenty of damage. In any slugfest of titantic porportions like this, there is some uncertaintly in who will emerge victorious and who will emerge as a corpse. But with the power of the alimghty amphibians on his side, Tink has all he needs to make sure that Garland won't walk away from this match! 
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Re: Tink (vs. Garland)
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2008, 02:01:01 AM »
That Garland sure is scary. With his armor, his threats of knocking down and his ability to stand up to a few level 1 Light Warriors for a couple rounds, he's -nothing- to scoff at. Luckily, Tink is more than up to the challenge! After unleashing his evil side, Tink will quickly press the assault, keeping Garland from pressing his offense. However, since -that- is pretty lacking, Tink should last long enough to finish the fight. In a slugfest of titantic porportions like this one, there is some uncertaintly in who will emerge victorious. But, with the power of the almighty amphibians on his side, Tink has all he needs to make sure that Garland won't walk away from this match!
« Last Edit: June 17, 2008, 02:02:52 AM by Jo'ou Ranbu »
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