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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1100 on: October 29, 2009, 10:33:21 PM »
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1101 on: October 29, 2009, 10:48:01 PM »
Raspberry Trophy-worthy.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1102 on: November 05, 2009, 07:59:29 PM »
http://new.music.yahoo.com/u2/news/outrage-over-wall-blocking-free-u2-berlin-concert--61995930

Concert promoters build a wall around the concert area to prevent people without tickets from watching a free concert. The reason for the concert? Collapse of the Berlin Wall.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1103 on: November 05, 2009, 09:18:36 PM »
http://new.music.yahoo.com/u2/news/outrage-over-wall-blocking-free-u2-berlin-concert--61995930

Concert promoters build a wall around the concert area to prevent people without tickets from watching a free concert. The reason for the concert? Collapse of the Berlin Wall.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1104 on: November 05, 2009, 09:19:50 PM »
For an extra layer of delicious irony, it's a U2 concert. Let's save the world indeed.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1105 on: November 10, 2009, 05:09:56 PM »
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=920605&topic=51707583

Mostly a what the fuck you spammers made this go onto the second page, but still stupid.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1106 on: November 10, 2009, 06:22:56 PM »
http://new.music.yahoo.com/u2/news/outrage-over-wall-blocking-free-u2-berlin-concert--61995930

Concert promoters build a wall around the concert area to prevent people without tickets from watching a free concert. The reason for the concert? Collapse of the Berlin Wall.

I love that MTV unironically defends their case by suggesting it was for the safety of the ticketholders and local residents.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1107 on: November 12, 2009, 04:36:23 AM »
http://new.music.yahoo.com/u2/news/outrage-over-wall-blocking-free-u2-berlin-concert--61995930

Concert promoters build a wall around the concert area to prevent people without tickets from watching a free concert. The reason for the concert? Collapse of the Berlin Wall.

I love that MTV unironically defends their case by suggesting it was for the safety of the ticketholders and local residents.

*mouth drops*

I'm seriously having trouble believing this level of stupid.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1108 on: November 12, 2009, 04:43:54 AM »
http://new.music.yahoo.com/u2/news/outrage-over-wall-blocking-free-u2-berlin-concert--61995930

Concert promoters build a wall around the concert area to prevent people without tickets from watching a free concert. The reason for the concert? Collapse of the Berlin Wall.

I love that MTV unironically defends their case by suggesting it was for the safety of the ticketholders and local residents.

*mouth drops*

I'm seriously having trouble believing this level of stupid.

I'm actually sorta underwhelmed. It's pretty typical for corporate brilliance to completely miss a point. Bonus points if it's a really relevant, acute historical point.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1109 on: November 13, 2009, 05:26:56 PM »
IotD more of the eyerolling sort, but:

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/weird_news/20091112_ap_massprincipalbansstudentsfromsayingmeep.html

Way to use your authority authoritatively.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1110 on: November 13, 2009, 09:17:04 PM »
I personally wholly support and endorse this brave Principals stand against Meeplelard and his corruption of our school system.
Don't think of it as a novel. Think of it as a chance to retroactively win every argument you have ever walked away from.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1111 on: November 14, 2009, 07:32:22 PM »
On a related note (not an IotD link):

http://theodoramichaels.com/articles/meep.php

You know, I think we should spread this article around.  Get a bunch of people to do this.  Make it viral.  It takes literally 5 seconds, maybe more if you suck at copy and paste.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1112 on: November 18, 2009, 11:08:32 PM »
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/251/story/79112.html

When the Lone Star state amended their constitution to ban teh gay marriage, they stopped the state from "recogniz[ing] any legal status identical or similar to marriage."  Yes, the plain meaning of constitutional amendment prevents the state from recognizing marriage at all.  gj Texas.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1113 on: November 18, 2009, 11:36:21 PM »
Nice.  I can kick the wife out and she can't have any of my stuffs!  Oh wait, the car's in her name.  :(

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1114 on: November 18, 2009, 11:39:11 PM »
Does she clonk you in the head too hard when she reads your posts?
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1115 on: November 18, 2009, 11:41:46 PM »
God damn I hate Texas.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1116 on: November 18, 2009, 11:46:41 PM »
I dunno, I can't help but smile at how extremely basic a mistake this is, particularly considering how it merrily undermines their sanctimonious intent. Sorta subtly nudges towards the fact they don't really have any idea of what they're aiming for, nor why they're aiming against what they are.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1117 on: November 19, 2009, 01:16:56 AM »
Well, they know WHY they're aiming against what they are, they just don't know how to do it without coming off like a pack of mangy bigots.  So when they try to, they fail, and hard.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1118 on: November 19, 2009, 01:22:25 AM »
I guess "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH HOMOGAY KOOTIES" and "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH SELECTIVE BIBLE MISINTERPRETATION" count as reasons.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1119 on: November 19, 2009, 04:46:04 AM »
*shrugs* For roughly 4 centuries, they have.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1120 on: November 19, 2009, 07:57:02 AM »
And I reiterate: if the South would secede we could make some progress. It would certainly raise our education standards and HDI.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1121 on: November 20, 2009, 04:17:54 AM »
And I reiterate: if the South would secede we could make some progress. It would certainly raise our education standards and HDI.

Depends on what you define as 'The South'. Florida doesn't count, while dropping Texas alone would be a -huuuge- boon. Of course, then we'd probably have to step in when Texas starts their war against Mexico.

Border states like Virginia, Oklahoma would be iffy, too. Not sure which of them really count as 'The South'.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1122 on: November 20, 2009, 05:25:58 AM »
I consider the south every state that is not either on the west or east coast.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1123 on: November 20, 2009, 05:28:10 AM »
New Mexico wants a word with you, son.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1124 on: November 20, 2009, 05:34:27 AM »
New Mexico is none of these things.  It's just Mexico pretending to be the US *nodnod*
(Of course, my base assumption is that your average hispanic is approximately as biggoted as the thumpers of the bible belt.  Deeply rooted catholicism and all *cough* *maimed*)
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