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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1200 on: December 19, 2009, 05:27:39 PM »
I just wanted to point out that I cry every time I see my penis. Take that as you will!
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1201 on: December 20, 2009, 07:22:36 PM »
As a testament to the stupidity of Gamefaqs boards for newly released games, especially ones that were only just released in Japan, I present:

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=928790&topic=52731876

Not because it's particularly egregious example of the board or anything, but because it's the most recent thread I've opened yet demonstrates what the board has degenerated to perfectly. And because it contains this gem of a response:

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we need to play something in order to judge it? really? if a bunch of people told me your girlfriend sleeps around and has std, you have to do it first to believe them huh...


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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1202 on: December 21, 2009, 07:20:51 AM »
While I do want to defend the whole concept of being able to predict if shit tastes bad before you put it in your mouth we do have an epic barrel of fail there.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1203 on: January 09, 2010, 11:06:07 PM »
Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

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« Reply #1204 on: January 10, 2010, 01:27:52 AM »
That was stupider than I was expecting, even for Reid. Good work dumbass.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1205 on: January 10, 2010, 03:45:52 AM »
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/10/us/politics/10reidweb.html?hp

warning: Reid.

Well he's kinda right.  It's painfully undiplomatic of him to actually voice that, mind, and as a politician he should be more competent at diplomacy than that....

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« Reply #1206 on: January 10, 2010, 04:02:02 AM »
Any professional politician who thinks it's a good idea to talk about someone's "Negro dialect" or lack thereof in this day and age should be given the Old Yeller treatment.  Time to end their suffering.

I can't help but be reminded of Trent Lott, who fell precipitously from grace and power for saying he wished Strom Thurmond (who ran on a segregationist platform) had won the presidency.  I may be wrong, but I expect this to have a serious impact on Reid's future.
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« Reply #1207 on: January 10, 2010, 03:15:15 PM »
Reid is already in some trouble, as he's up for reelection and has not polled well in the state. This is not what he needed.
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« Reply #1208 on: January 11, 2010, 05:40:27 AM »
Any professional politician who thinks it's a good idea to talk about someone's "Negro dialect" or lack thereof in this day and age should be given the Old Yeller treatment.  Time to end their suffering.

Time to end our suffering. Reid's suffering should be eternal.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1209 on: January 12, 2010, 02:09:58 AM »
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/10/fashion/10caveman.html?pagewanted=all

Because if there's one thing that we know, it's that cavemen lived long, healthy lives.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1210 on: January 12, 2010, 04:21:55 AM »
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/01/11/AR2010011103338.html

Steele attacks Reid for his racial remarks.  Could the republicans have possibly found a worse person to express their righteous indignation?
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1211 on: January 12, 2010, 06:59:14 AM »
Steele is so unpopular that the national fucking review trashes him on a weekly basis. I mean, damn. (I stand by my snotty 'fire both of them' post from the start of 2009.)
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1212 on: January 12, 2010, 08:09:59 AM »
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/10/fashion/10caveman.html?pagewanted=all

Because if there's one thing that we know, it's that cavemen lived long, healthy lives.

That's actually pretty reasonable.  We've known for a long time that the diets we eat aren't really healthy for us.  A study years ago pretty much showed that the average pet eating scientifically formulated diets of standard dog food/cat food was eating healthier for their species than pretty much every human alive.  There's also some previously known results behind some of what they're saying.  For instance, a workout followed by a big meal...well it's definitely known that the meal you eat after you work out is the most important for building muscles.  The concept that modern nutritionists could be horribly wrong is also pretty easy to believe.  Remember when Margarine was healthy and Butter was unhealthy?  Yeah...well we discovered trans fats (Margarine baaaaaad) and Omega-3s (Butter gooooood).  (And we discovered this within the last 10 years, too).

Not only that but they're taking a scientific anthropological approach to it.  Theorizing that "our stomachs evolved for this kind of diet, so we might be more healthy if we approximate such a diet."  It's an interesting theory, and definitely worth testing.  I'm skeptical about some of their stuff, though (like fasting for 36 hours--your body thinks it's starving and goes into "panic and store fat" mode if you haven't eaten for like...three hours.  Then again, I don't want to immediately dismiss fasting, as maybe there's health benefit to your body switching metabolic modes).

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1213 on: January 12, 2010, 09:26:30 AM »
If there is, I'll be surprised. Everything in your body is geared towards maintaining steady homeostasis, not rotating between multiple metabolic cycles.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1214 on: January 12, 2010, 10:32:25 AM »
These would be the logical fallacies in this
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The caveman lifestyle, in Mr. Durant’s interpretation, involves eating large quantities of meat
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These urban cavemen also choose exercise routines focused on sprinting and jumping
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His followers believe that he too is capable of fearsome feats. When Mr. Durant told a gathering of New York cavemen that he had seen Mr. De Vany at a seminar in Las Vegas, Matthew Sanocki, 34, asked if Mr. De Vany looked as muscular in the flesh as in pictures on his blog.

“He looks great,” Mr. Durant said. “You feel like he could, at a moment’s notice, charge at you and trample you.”

None of which means he is super healthy.  Not denying that he is, but that doesn't mean that he is either.
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« Reply #1215 on: January 12, 2010, 10:50:40 AM »
What about the part of the caveman lifestyle where you have gigantic fucking eagles flying down and cracking open your skull with their beaks so they can tear out chunks of nutritious brain and feed them to their young? I don't see anything about them trying to dodge eagles.

(Apparently, lots of human ancestor skeletons had these weird triangular holes in the skull, and nobody could figure out why for the longest time until they found giant fucking cave-eagles.)

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« Reply #1216 on: January 12, 2010, 12:08:55 PM »
I figured I could get a job leaping off of buildings and attempting to skewer their skulls with a spear. After all, that's a niche they haven't covered yet!

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« Reply #1217 on: January 12, 2010, 02:59:24 PM »
<_< You know, they pretty much say it's just a diet/exercise program, not a desire to live just like Cavemen.  (Hence why they're happy to live in New York).

These would be the logical fallacies in this
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The caveman lifestyle, in Mr. Durant’s interpretation, involves eating large quantities of meat
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These urban cavemen also choose exercise routines focused on sprinting and jumping
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His followers believe that he too is capable of fearsome feats. When Mr. Durant told a gathering of New York cavemen that he had seen Mr. De Vany at a seminar in Las Vegas, Matthew Sanocki, 34, asked if Mr. De Vany looked as muscular in the flesh as in pictures on his blog.

“He looks great,” Mr. Durant said. “You feel like he could, at a moment’s notice, charge at you and trample you.”

None of which means he is super healthy.  Not denying that he is, but that doesn't mean that he is either.


Well, yes.  The problem with early adoption like this is that it's so self-selecting.  I'm betting that the people who go on this diet are already pretty health-conscious and athletic.  Furthermore, these people are ferverent believers in the diet and thus have psychosomatics helping the results.

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« Reply #1218 on: January 12, 2010, 04:38:02 PM »
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Remember when Margarine was healthy and Butter was unhealthy?  Yeah...well we discovered trans fats (Margarine baaaaaad) and Omega-3s (Butter gooooood).  (And we discovered this within the last 10 years, too).

You may want to avoid getting your nutritional information filtered through the dairy farmers of America. <_< Just checked the margarine in my fridge and it has Omega-3s but no trans fat.

Also, while trans fats are indeed bad, they're only about as bad as saturated fats, which are unavoidable in butter. Although to be fair, the margarines that have them (usually the ones trying to imitate butter) are indeed shit.



Nutrition is actually brutally uncomplicated according to most people in medicine I've talked to. We know very well what people need more of (fruits/vegetables, fibre in general) and less of (saturated fat, refined sugar, sodium) compared to the average North American diet. We've known it for years and it has been backed up repeatedly by scientific study. I find all the distracting fad diets immensely frustrating, as such; by contrast they are usually based on little to no scientific evidence (such as the one Trips linked) and often flaunt what evidence we do have. And the publication of such diets is distracting for people who honestly want to live healthier and will usually key onto such diets over the things they don't want to hear (sorry, that sweet/salty food you love is actually bad for you and should only be eaten once a week).

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« Reply #1219 on: January 12, 2010, 06:25:12 PM »
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Remember when Margarine was healthy and Butter was unhealthy?  Yeah...well we discovered trans fats (Margarine baaaaaad) and Omega-3s (Butter gooooood).  (And we discovered this within the last 10 years, too).

You may want to avoid getting your nutritional information filtered through the dairy farmers of America. <_< Just checked the margarine in my fridge and it has Omega-3s but no trans fat.

Also, while trans fats are indeed bad, they're only about as bad as saturated fats, which are unavoidable in butter. Although to be fair, the margarines that have them (usually the ones trying to imitate butter) are indeed shit.

Hm, Margarine's improved since the last time I looked at it, then.

Or at least my patchwork understanding of nutrition history is that in the 60s it was mostly hydrogenated vegetable oils (hydrogenation generally causing trans fats) and it was advertised as more healthy than butter specifically because it avoided certain kinds of fats they thought were good to avoid (including Omega-3s).

According to wikipedia, Margarine these days is a mixture of milk and vegetable oil.  So...yes: anything with milk in it is going to have some of the same stuff as butter; and naturally, now that we know Omega-3s are good, you can do "added omega-3s" if desired (the same way my orange juice has added Vitamin-D...which is good because I'm a vampire and avoid sunlight).

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Nutrition is actually brutally uncomplicated according to most people in medicine I've talked to. We know very well what people need more of (fruits/vegetables, fibre in general) and less of (saturated fat, refined sugar, sodium) compared to the average North American diet.

Hm, good to know.  Probably should work on my sodium....

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I find all the distracting fad diets immensely frustrating, as such; by contrast they are usually based on little to no scientific evidence (such as the one Trips linked) and often flaunt what evidence we do have. And the publication of such diets is distracting for people who honestly want to live healthier and will usually key onto such diets over the things they don't want to hear (sorry, that sweet/salty food you love is actually bad for you and should only be eaten once a week).

In defence of seemingly stupid oddball diets...my parents did the Atkins diet, which I thought was stupid at the time.  They said that because they did this diet they were eating a lot more vegetables (the kind of carbohydrates the plan does allow) and fewer things like crackers and cookies (the kind of carbohydrates the plan does not allow).  The actual protein intake the Atkin diet is known for?  ...Well they still ate exactly the same meat dishes (which already met Atkins requirements), just surrounded them with vegetables instead of their old choices.  From all I've read this is...actually a significant dietary improvement.  And indeed their health did improve.  So...sure, a plan that advertises itself as "remove carbohydrates" sounds completely retarded, but it actually knew what it was talking about...mostly.

As for the caveman diet...I bet their refined sugar and sodium intake is very low.  It was clear from the article that they do eat vegetables.  Saturated fats...depends on what kind of animal they eat, and how they prepare it (you can cut away fat).  Notably, organ meat (which they eat) is probably fairly light on fat (since fat tends to lay right below the skin as a layer of insulation, not inside the organs).  So...in all likelihood it's actually a relatively healthy diet (outside of fasting...).
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« Reply #1220 on: January 12, 2010, 08:21:24 PM »
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Nutrition is actually brutally uncomplicated according to most people in medicine I've talked to. We know very well what people need more of (fruits/vegetables, fibre in general) and less of (saturated fat, refined sugar, sodium) compared to the average North American diet. We've known it for years and it has been backed up repeatedly by scientific study. I find all the distracting fad diets immensely frustrating, as such; by contrast they are usually based on little to no scientific evidence (such as the one Trips linked) and often flaunt what evidence we do have. And the publication of such diets is distracting for people who honestly want to live healthier and will usually key onto such diets over the things they don't want to hear (sorry, that sweet/salty food you love is actually bad for you and should only be eaten once a week).

This, pretty much.  Add in extra fire for fad diets that promise quick results. Your body doens't work that way.
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« Reply #1221 on: January 13, 2010, 04:56:56 AM »
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« Reply #1222 on: January 13, 2010, 11:36:09 PM »
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Discussion on Paleolithic/Caveman diets

As far as what is eaten in the general paleo diet, you can't do much better.  You eat lean meats, vegetables, fruit, and dairy if you aren't lactose intolerant; nothing more. All you're doing is replacing grains and processed food with the above types of food.  This gives you all the benefits of grains without all the negative effects they can have on you.

Now stuff like the fasting is just silly.  There's a point where you take the lifestyle too far.  Just because cavemen had to go 24 hours at a time without food doesn't mean its healthy.  What you need to do is take the good points of what they did (eat very basic, very healthy food) and mix it with the good points of modern diets (easily available food at the grocery store).

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« Reply #1223 on: January 13, 2010, 11:39:24 PM »
You're also going to be more alert and productive if you eat on a regular schedule. If you eat at random intervals so that your system never knows when it's going to get more nourishment, it throttles back your metabolism a lot so it can hang on to whatever it gets. As a result you're tired all the damn time.

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« Reply #1224 on: January 14, 2010, 02:07:00 PM »
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