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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #150 on: May 10, 2008, 04:45:12 AM »
"Scientific advancement only supports the patriarchy and leaves women behind."  And the student was the irrational one...

I'd be more amused if I didn't know 3 people that exhibit similarly retarded views; at least they're students, and not professors, though. 

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #151 on: May 28, 2008, 11:44:31 PM »

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #152 on: May 29, 2008, 12:14:39 AM »
On that topic IotD for quoting "Better graphics don't make a better game" as IotD material.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #153 on: June 08, 2008, 12:06:07 AM »

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #154 on: June 08, 2008, 05:20:09 AM »
"Wrong number I'm level 18"

I confuse 53 and 18 a lot as well.  It used to get really confusing when trying to tell people my age.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #155 on: June 15, 2008, 05:02:09 AM »
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=929668&topic=43443610

TSE's Suikoden 5 log gets trolled...horribly.

To his credit, TSE didn't fall bait to the trolls, but Darth took all TSE's fans/followers to the cleaners.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #156 on: June 15, 2008, 05:20:38 AM »
Asmodean also slapped around  people in the last 30 posts or so. I have to day Darth's posts were fucking vicious in a good way. Nice work there on his part.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #157 on: June 15, 2008, 06:45:27 AM »
That was hilarious.  I like TSE, but this is the crappiest log (pun intended?) of his I've read.  DarthMordechai's story is much better.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #158 on: June 16, 2008, 12:13:05 AM »
http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=2000121&topic=43669228

A topic about CG Britannia vs. The Real US. Failure ahoy!

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #159 on: June 16, 2008, 09:40:31 AM »
Fuck GameFAQs mods and fuck Darth. After all I've been warned/suspended for, Darth better get fucking map axed for those posts just for consistency's sake. GameFAQs has gone to shit and I fucking resent Darth for catching a lucky break and avoiding getting fucked over. That had better change.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #160 on: June 16, 2008, 11:38:40 AM »
I like how after a few years of the stupid shit there is still mouth people that follow him around and get all huffy when people say they couldn't give a shit and find blogging about a game on a game specific board a bit narcisistic.

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I don't remember the last time I've seen a board be this hostile.
Hahaha BoF IV board ripped into him pretty hard, at least 1/3 of the board went berko.  Of course there was only 3 of us that frequented the board, but the point stands.

Edit - Have I mentioned that he sucks at playing games in the most efficient manner possible by default due to failing to research the game mechanics prior to playing them?  Going into a game blind and being the most efficient possible at the same time is impossible by very definition unless you luck out incredibly.

Edit 2 - Oh and also from memory, Vagrant Story board pretty much told him to get fucked as well.  Considering VS is a game begging for plot discussion and an indepth analysis during play and once again all he did was the same old boring as fuck dry recap I would say he earned it there.  Not to mention that describing the gameplay of Vagrant story would be limited to "I walked through a door into a room and killed things then walked into a nother door and pushed blocks.  Then I walked through another door and killed things and pushed blocks afterwards."
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #161 on: June 19, 2008, 12:01:29 AM »


Edit-BREAKING NEWS

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« Last Edit: June 19, 2008, 02:33:42 AM by AAA »
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #162 on: June 19, 2008, 02:55:23 AM »
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A topic about CG Britannia vs. The Real US. Failure ahoy!

Ahhh, the utter lack of knowledge Giant Mech Fanboys(TM) have regarding basic physics, let alone modern military technology, never fails to amuse me.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #164 on: June 24, 2008, 05:35:08 PM »
Don't think of it as a novel. Think of it as a chance to retroactively win every argument you have ever walked away from.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #166 on: July 02, 2008, 08:48:57 AM »
http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,26278,23957289-5016681,00.html

This is retarded that this is even news.

Generic dating game show of harem meets man who wants to marry.  One of the harem members did some porn.  OH MY GOD PORNOGRAPHY!!!!!!!

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Australian Family Association national spokeswoman Angela Conway said casting agencies needed to take more responsibility.

Australian Family Association members should all go find a comb and then saw their own fucking heads off with them.  First up A) she is not doing porn on the show B) The fact that she ever did porn is not likely to have made mention on the show C) It is a fucking reality TV show, someone with a proven history of willingness to get their kit off in front of the camera isn't going to be goddamned camera shy.  Seems like a winner to me you moronic fucks.

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A former model who did not want to be named said Monique had boasted about her star turn on the program.

"She said she wasn't really into (farmer Nick) but he was rich, so worth having a go at,'' the model said.

As if that isn't the entire premises of the show you dumb fucks.  You see a picture of a guy, know he has a million dollars or some shit.  Anything else in the equation here you have nothing to go on.  Or if it is after meeting him once, you have met him on camera in not exactly isolated conditions.  Congratulations retards, you have outed someone that went on a dating show to be shallow.  Cocktards.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #167 on: July 08, 2008, 11:31:51 PM »

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #168 on: July 09, 2008, 05:54:49 AM »
I don't know what's worse; That little exchange or the fact that he either has a tatoo of the Rune of Torment or is lying about it.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #169 on: July 09, 2008, 06:03:39 AM »
oh noez reality tv integrity

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #170 on: July 09, 2008, 08:58:02 AM »
Maaaaannnnnn. So hard not to just troll gamefaqs these days.  I don't want to get banned though and my last post got deleted for trolling.  Mostly cause to told someone to just die, but they deserved it.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #171 on: July 11, 2008, 07:35:17 AM »
Guess who's probably going to get permanently disbarred?

I guess he can still make a nuisance of himself, but if this happens he's no longer a threat, no matter how minor.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #172 on: July 11, 2008, 07:39:43 PM »

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #173 on: July 11, 2008, 09:08:44 PM »
I'm just glad somebody might actually get prosecuted for criminal stupidity.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #174 on: July 11, 2008, 10:55:33 PM »
Wow.  OH HEY GUYS I BLATANTLY SEXUALLY HARRASSED SOMEONE AND AM FACING THE CONSEQUENCES.

OGMZ DUDE!  PPLZ NEED TO CHILLD TEH FKCU OUT!!!!!

Errrr while I wouldn't have given a shit and find the joke vaguely funny in a make fun of someone for actually saying it kind of way.  There is shit you don't say at work.
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