Author Topic: Idiot of the Day (Read 251975 times)

Grefter · « **Reply #225 on:** September 03, 2008, 08:50:57 AM »

Quote

Warshak's 75-year-old mother was also sentenced to jail time, but it's unlikely that she will serve it because she's 75 and has cancer. Meanwhile, Warshak has 30 days to report to prison.

Pussies.

But yeah I was wondering where that image at the top of that came from, had seen someone using it as an avatar on a forum somewhere. Now I know.

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #226 on:** September 08, 2008, 11:20:51 PM »

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=932312&topic=45132567

Guy talks about how playing P3 has made him "super-angsty, like Ichigo Kurosaki."

Grefter · « **Reply #227 on:** September 09, 2008, 08:40:54 AM »

I like the advice there. Maybe you to should find a rape sim Jesus surrogate to get over how pathetic you are.

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #228 on:** September 09, 2008, 10:51:59 AM »

Speaking of Jesus simulators and rape, I was very disappointed that I couldn't create tentacle sex beasts to impregnate my enemy races' females.

Grefter · « **Reply #229 on:** September 09, 2008, 02:04:20 PM »

I read that as tentacle sex breasts to impregnate your enemy races' females and thought hentai had reached new heights of weird for a second, but no, just normal levels of meh.

Lance · « **Reply #230 on:** September 10, 2008, 11:53:30 PM »

http://www.yourdailymedia.com/media/1220876189/Hippies_Wail_for_Dead_Trees

See how long you can last. I managed to get about 30 seconds into it before I punched out my computer screen.

AAA · « **Reply #231 on:** September 11, 2008, 02:47:18 AM »

http://antispore.com/

What do you guys think? Joke-site or not?

Pyro · « **Reply #232 on:** September 11, 2008, 03:14:02 AM »

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/11/washington/11royalty.html

No idea what to say about this.

Mad Fnorder · « **Reply #233 on:** September 11, 2008, 03:40:28 AM »

Quote from: AAA on September 11, 2008, 02:47:18 AM

http://antispore.com/

What do you guys think? Joke-site or not?

I say Troll. The Jack Thompson post clinches it.

Grefter · « **Reply #234 on:** September 11, 2008, 09:22:28 AM »

Quote from: Cryo on September 11, 2008, 03:14:02 AM

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/11/washington/11royalty.html

No idea what to say about this.

I do. Go back to Russia. Learn to do it properly. Seriously, your secretary? Fuck that. A real Oligarch would be fucking a different hooker each night and be shot with his wife by hitmen who were hired to kill one of them by the other and then just fucking shot them both for their wallets.

superaielman · « **Reply #235 on:** September 11, 2008, 07:10:54 PM »

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/living/2008/09/11/gianulias.virginity.for.sale.kovr

No matter how you slice it, whoring is still whoring.

NotMiki · « **Reply #236 on:** September 13, 2008, 03:54:07 PM »

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2008/09/13/man_driving_friend_to_dwi_hearing_charged_with_dwi_1221313259/

title says it all, really

Shale · « **Reply #237 on:** September 17, 2008, 10:44:15 PM »

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0721051gold1.html

Moron goes to dollar store to buy spray paint to huff, is arrested because he forgot to wash the paint he was already huffing off his face and hands first.

Mad Fnorder · « **Reply #238 on:** September 24, 2008, 01:59:05 AM »

http://community.livejournal.com/deviantartsnark/1929637.html

Person is crazy on the internet? Common.
Person pretends to have a disease to get sympathy? Still, pretty common.
Person makes up fake disease to get sympathy? Somewhat common.
Person, when someone points out their disease doesn't exist, forges a page on Wikipedia to try and prove their point that they really have "Love Sickness Syndrome"?

Pricelessly dumb.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #239 on:** September 24, 2008, 05:09:26 AM »

Cookie points for "it's a rare disease, like lieukemia and ebola". An extra cookie point for misspelling "leukemia" as well.

Cotigo · « **Reply #240 on:** September 24, 2008, 11:01:31 AM »

Ow. I think my retinas detached themselves just from reading that.

Hunter Sopko · « **Reply #241 on:** September 24, 2008, 02:44:02 PM »

http://edition.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/09/24/wptz.ben.jerry.breast.milk.wptz

PETA petitions Ben & Jerry's to use breast milk instead of cow's milk in their ice cream. They just continue to top themselves.

AAA · « **Reply #242 on:** September 27, 2008, 02:40:40 AM »

Hey guys! Do you know what time it is?

That's right, it's Banned Books Week 2008!

The link above takes you to the most challenged/banned books list and convientently explains why it was challenged or banned.

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn was banned for Racism.

Yep. Racism.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #243 on:** September 28, 2008, 01:13:19 AM »

The number one most challenged book was banned for homosexuality, huh? I guess that's the hot topic of contention these days among the book-banning circles. Interesting is that none of the other top 10 list homosexuality as a reason for challenge.

-Djinn

Dhyerwolf · « **Reply #244 on:** September 28, 2008, 03:09:30 AM »

At least 2 other books there list homosexuality.

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #245 on:** September 28, 2008, 03:38:10 AM »

*blinks* Ah, so they do! My mistake.

Captain K. · « **Reply #246 on:** September 28, 2008, 04:26:51 AM »

The Golden Compass for religious viewpoint? The religious viewpoint is almost nonexistant in the first book. It's not until the second and third books that they start laying it on thick.

Veryslightlymad · « **Reply #247 on:** September 28, 2008, 07:29:49 AM »

Reasons: Sex Education

WHAT THE FUCK!?

Cotigo · « **Reply #248 on:** September 28, 2008, 11:43:38 AM »

Go Go Gadget Puritan Culture, I guess.

EDIT: And, really, it's not that surprising that dumbasses tried to get the Golden Compass banned; it had a movie made of it, which the rest of the trilogy has not. I wouldn't be surprised at all if none of the people who tried to get it banned had no idea that there WERE any books following it up.

hinode · « **Reply #249 on:** September 30, 2008, 04:01:15 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=336983

In which hardcore graphics whores mass panic at the prospect of PS4 possibly not causing Sony to lose hundreds of dollars per system.

News:

Author Topic: Idiot of the Day (Read 251975 times)

Pyro