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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #925 on: September 28, 2009, 02:12:29 AM »
Don't think of it as a novel. Think of it as a chance to retroactively win every argument you have ever walked away from.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #926 on: September 30, 2009, 04:41:06 AM »
http://www.newsmax.com/john_perry/obama_military_coup/2009/09/29/266012.html

To paraphrase Jon Stewart, not getting your way in a democracy isn't called tyranny, it's called losing.  Get over it.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #927 on: September 30, 2009, 05:01:37 AM »
Jesus fucking Christ. I couldn't read farther than the second bullet point before fleeing in complete disgust. Now, I know nothing about the site in question here. Is it always this idiotic, or was that just a random opinion piece?

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #928 on: September 30, 2009, 05:08:21 AM »
It's that idiotic.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #929 on: September 30, 2009, 05:10:27 AM »
I read the first phrase and my mind broke down. Seriously, a military coup? Use topical creams for butthurt.

Also, what are the constitutional amends being trampled here?
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #930 on: September 30, 2009, 05:20:07 AM »
what are the constitutional amends being trampled here?

ALL OF THEM!!!!!
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #931 on: September 30, 2009, 05:26:02 AM »
Also, what are the constitutional amends being trampled here?
Apparently not the right to Idiotic Speech.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #932 on: September 30, 2009, 05:28:41 AM »
what are the constitutional amends being trampled here?

ALL OF THEM!!!!!

... right, I forget this is idiot logic.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #933 on: September 30, 2009, 05:31:51 AM »
Also, what are the constitutional amends being trampled here?
Apparently not the right to Idiotic Speech.

depends whether you think being interviewed by the Secret Service counts as infringement, I'd wager.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #934 on: September 30, 2009, 05:42:25 AM »
Also, what are the constitutional amends being trampled here?

None. Fucking none of them. I'm so goddamn tired of people wanting a REVOLUTION just because their team lost the last popularity contest. Seriously, grow the fuck up, people.

Right, I'm going to stop looking at this thread for a good, long time.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #935 on: September 30, 2009, 06:49:18 AM »
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John Perry, a prize-winning newspaper editor and writer who served on White House staffs of two presidents, is a regular columnist for Newsmax.com.
And also sullying the name of a badass fictional character (the shaman John Perry from The Subtle Knife).  Shame on him!

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #936 on: September 30, 2009, 10:28:56 AM »
Zimbabwe dude... just fucking Zimbabwe.  That is the kind of shit that is inviting a military fucking coup.  Not reforming fucking health care.  Fucking isolationist closed minded retards.

Edit - Military intervention is what Obama’s exponentially accelerating agenda for “fundamental change” toward a Marxist state is inviting upon America.

Cause Marx taught us that it is absolutely IMPERATIVE that we have banks.  Lots and lots of banks.  Marx was all about the money lenders.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #937 on: September 30, 2009, 03:23:14 PM »
Cause Marx taught us that it is absolutely IMPERATIVE that we have banks.  Lots and lots of banks.  Marx was all about the money lenders.
Oh wow, I hadn't even thought of that.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #938 on: September 30, 2009, 03:45:30 PM »
That entire site is hilariously awful by the way.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #939 on: September 30, 2009, 06:20:26 PM »
You guys seriously haven't heard of Newsmax before?

I envy you so much. Just run away now while there's still time.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #940 on: September 30, 2009, 11:33:08 PM »
http://crooksandliars.com/logan-murphy/cowards-newsmax-scrubs-perrys-militar

Follow-up on Perry's seditious call-to-arms. Apparently even Newsmax has a line?

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #941 on: October 01, 2009, 12:36:35 AM »
By the way, check on the comments list and get fresh perspective on how both spectrums of the bipartisanship manage to fail it up spectacularly.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #942 on: October 01, 2009, 06:00:15 AM »
Apparently even Newsmax has a line?

Newsmax's line: John who?  Oh, that guy's just an unpaid blogger, not a former senior editor and a weekly columnist for the last 10 years.

http://tpmlivewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/2009/09/coup-columnist-perrys-long-history-with-newsmax.php?ref=fpa
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #943 on: October 06, 2009, 02:02:03 AM »

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #944 on: October 06, 2009, 02:13:20 AM »
http://blog.beliefnet.com/crunchycon/2009/10/conservatizing-the-bible.html

Kinda shooting fish in a barrel here, but... damn

Damn!  you beat me to it.

Anyway, my consolation prize:

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #945 on: October 09, 2009, 03:35:58 PM »
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/eu_nobel_peace

I just... really?

EDIT: If you need clarification for its place here... guy hasn't been in office for a year. I... think that he'll deserve it down the line, sure, but right now...
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #946 on: October 09, 2009, 04:32:45 PM »
As I am apparently the sole defender of President Obama's Peace Prize on the internet, I feel inclined to point you to the interview with a member of the Prize Committee: http://nobelprize.org/mediaplayer/index.php?id=1174

He may have only been in office for less than a year, but:

1) The prize is INTENDED to reward things done within the year
2) He has been campaigning under similar principals for much longer
3) What Obama has "done" is not as concrete as a treaty, but does indeed closely follow Nobel's will in that his actions and plans have done much to promote an international community
4) The Nobel Prize Committee says itself that part of their choice is in giving Obama a public token of support in the hopes that it will aid him in continuing along the path upon which he has set

EDIT: The President gets it! Quote: "I do not view it as a recognition of my own accomplishments. But rather as an affirmation of American leadership. ... I will accept this award as a call to action."
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #947 on: October 09, 2009, 05:01:48 PM »
So it's like giving Eli Manning the Super Bowl MVP, to torture an analogy.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #948 on: October 09, 2009, 05:09:14 PM »
May I ask why?
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #949 on: October 09, 2009, 07:09:19 PM »
In football, when you want to give an award to an entire team, but you can't because the award doesn't work like that, you give it to the quarterback by default.
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