Author Topic: Idiot of the Day (Read 254419 times)

Shale · « **Reply #1350 on:** March 08, 2010, 02:40:42 PM »

I'm confused about whether the shameful revelation is that he's gay or that he's a BSG fan.

Grefter · « **Reply #1351 on:** March 08, 2010, 03:12:14 PM »

The shocking allegation is that he is into homosexual robot sex because if there is one thing I know from BSG commercials is that everyone is having sex with hot chicks and all the hot chicks are alien robots and I know that it is a scientific FACT that all alien robots have penises.

Pyro · « **Reply #1352 on:** March 09, 2010, 12:10:32 PM »

Let's continue with this theme shall we.

http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2010/03/proposed_law_would_deny_tax_br.php

NotMiki · « **Reply #1353 on:** March 10, 2010, 01:46:44 AM »

downside: ludicrously discriminatory.

upside: no more remakes of The Birdcage!

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #1354 on:** March 10, 2010, 07:23:06 AM »

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/03/black-market_cosmetic_surgerie.html

Six women from Jersey are hospitalized due to complications from what can only be described as "back alley ass surgery." This is why ass surgery needs to be kept legal!

Shale · « **Reply #1355 on:** March 10, 2010, 07:29:47 AM »

Or why being from New Jersey should be punishable by law.

Cotigo · « **Reply #1356 on:** March 10, 2010, 08:14:10 AM »

Quote from: Shale on March 10, 2010, 07:29:47 AM

Or why being from New Jersey should be punishable by law.

Exhibit B: Meeple.

metroid composite · « **Reply #1357 on:** March 10, 2010, 03:35:44 PM »

Quote from: Shale on March 10, 2010, 07:29:47 AM

Or why being from New Jersey should be punishable by law.

Nah, underground ass surgery happens in California too.

...Don't ask me why I know this >_>

Lady Door · « **Reply #1358 on:** March 10, 2010, 05:20:23 PM »

Quote from: Rob the Stampede on March 10, 2010, 07:23:06 AM

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/03/black-market_cosmetic_surgerie.html

Six women from Jersey are hospitalized due to complications from what can only be described as "back alley ass surgery." This is why ass surgery needs to be kept legal!

It's really hard to read that article without going through all the jokes about caulk and asses I can think of.

Lady Door · « **Reply #1359 on:** March 10, 2010, 06:48:32 PM »

http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/queensland/parents-win-bid-to-sterilise-daughter-20100309-ptlf.html

This should have been obvious.

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #1360 on:** March 11, 2010, 01:07:52 AM »

Quote from: Lady Door on March 10, 2010, 05:20:23 PM

Quote from: Rob the Stampede on March 10, 2010, 07:23:06 AM
http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2010/03/black-market_cosmetic_surgerie.html

Six women from Jersey are hospitalized due to complications from what can only be described as "back alley ass surgery." This is why ass surgery needs to be kept legal!

It's really hard to read that article without going through all the jokes about caulk and asses I can think of.

I think I made the best one in the OP: "back alley ass surgery."

AAA · « **Reply #1361 on:** March 11, 2010, 05:55:04 PM »

http://www.clarionledger.com/article/20100311/NEWS/3110346/Gay%20student%20alleges%20retaliation%20in%20nixed%20prom?GID=O/e4If5A8z8yukimKn3sJAXT1NXyMW0cTantJtLHpL0%3D

siiiiiiiiigh

Luther Lansfeld · « **Reply #1362 on:** March 11, 2010, 06:05:33 PM »

This makes me want to kick a redneck.

Lady Door · « **Reply #1363 on:** March 11, 2010, 08:03:45 PM »

The comments are great. So many logical fallacies in so little space! From slippery slope (if we let teh gayz do it, eventually we'll have to let NAMBLA do it too!) to ad hominem rhetorical questions (why does a high school prom make you think of perverted sex?)... this is great.

Well, except for the part where there are people seriously arguing that this is a slippery slope and there are people drawing "girl brings girl date and wears tux" to "perverted homo sex should be outlawed again." Oh, people.

NotMiki · « **Reply #1364 on:** March 11, 2010, 08:18:37 PM »

Quote from: Lady Door on March 11, 2010, 08:03:45 PM

(why does a high school prom make you think of perverted sex?)

No comment.

Of course, saying that not having a prom keeps kids from committing sodomy is about as logical as a two year old who thinks that when you play peek-a-boo you disappear when your eyes are closed.

This kind of bullshit is why I support the ACLU.

Shale · « **Reply #1365 on:** March 12, 2010, 01:07:08 AM »

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/local_news/new_york_state/chefs-call-proposed-new-york-salt-ban-absurd-20100310-akd

Dirty as I feel linking to Fox News....seriously, what the flying fuck, New York?

NotMiki · « **Reply #1366 on:** March 12, 2010, 01:15:47 AM »

There do not exist words pejorative enough to express my feelings on this matter.

hinode · « **Reply #1367 on:** March 12, 2010, 01:19:01 AM »

Aside from the inanity of that law, I should point out that you linked to a local Fox affiliate's website, not Fox News.

BaconForTheSoul · « **Reply #1368 on:** March 12, 2010, 09:16:53 PM »

Quote from: Shale on March 12, 2010, 01:07:08 AM

http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/local_news/new_york_state/chefs-call-proposed-new-york-salt-ban-absurd-20100310-akd

Dirty as I feel linking to Fox News....seriously, what the flying fuck, New York?

SALT IS TEH EVIL DESTROYER OF MEN! MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS.

NotMiki · « **Reply #1369 on:** March 12, 2010, 09:26:45 PM »

It's not even worth mentioning that the earlier you add salt in the cooking process, the less salt you need to produce the same effect.

Dark Holy Elf · « **Reply #1370 on:** March 12, 2010, 09:31:26 PM »

It'd be nice to see some sort of law that puts a cap on the amount of salt that can be put into restaurant food (it's quite easy to get 200-300% of recommended sodium intake from a single food item, which is frankly unacceptable) but a full ban deserves the respect it is getting.

BaconForTheSoul · « **Reply #1371 on:** March 13, 2010, 02:31:45 AM »

Quote from: Dark Holy Elf on March 12, 2010, 09:31:26 PM

It'd be nice to see some sort of law that puts a cap on the amount of salt that can be put into restaurant food (it's quite easy to get 200-300% of recommended sodium intake from a single food item, which is frankly unacceptable) but a full ban deserves the respect it is getting.

I'd love to see the same thing on frozen food. I mean there's other stuff wrong with it healthwise, but the dealbreaker for me is usually the 90-120% of DV of sodium.

NotMiki · « **Reply #1372 on:** March 13, 2010, 03:00:26 AM »

Frankly, I don't want to see any regulation of salt until the need is absolutely verified. For frozen foods, the high sodium is, if I'm not mistaken, because of preservatives. I don't know that I'd want to force companies to go find something else to keep their food unspoiled, because god only knows what they might come up with.

metroid composite · « **Reply #1373 on:** March 13, 2010, 04:26:02 AM »

Quote from: NotMiki on March 13, 2010, 03:00:26 AM

Frankly, I don't want to see any regulation of salt until the need is absolutely verified. For frozen foods, the high sodium is, if I'm not mistaken, because of preservatives. I don't know that I'd want to force companies to go find something else to keep their food unspoiled, because god only knows what they might come up with.

The number of actually effective preservatives are much lower than I expected when a friend and I researched it a while back.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_preservation

Various forms of packaging tricks, and....Salt, Sugar, Acid, Base, Alcohol. That's...pretty much it for stuff that you can add to food and stop all major bacteria.

Grefter · « **Reply #1374 on:** March 13, 2010, 06:34:56 AM »

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=928790&topic=53880974

Straight from the horses mouth. FF13 is a rip off of XS3.

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Author Topic: Idiot of the Day (Read 254419 times)