Idiot of the Day

[AAA]

http://ps3.ign.com/articles/107/1079019p1.html

Good news, guys! The noble folks at EA have graciously decided to let you, yes YOU, beta test their games for a nominal fee. Now instead of free demos of mostly complete games, you too can play buggy, half finished beta versions for 15 dollars!

[Grefter]

In other good news you can choose to pay $15 to trial out games when they are at their shittiest and pan them out of hand and never play the full version!  This is a clear strategy with amazing vision.

[Shale]

http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/03/23/marvel-announces-marvelman-classic-reprints/

A year after purchasing the rights to Miracleman, Marvel has announced the reprints that everyone was waiting for! Yes, the classic run by Mick Anglo, who created the character as a thinly-veiled ripoff of Captain Marvel and has nothing to do with the Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman stories that made the character famous again....wait, what the hell?

Edit: Oh, and they're also still insisting on calling him Marvelman. Because.

[NotMiki]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/23/jayson-williams-i-was-jus_n_509703.html

if there's a hall of fame of shitty excuses, I have a nominee.

[BaconForTheSoul]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/23/jayson-williams-i-was-jus_n_509703.html

if there's a hall of fame of shitty excuses, I have a nominee.

In fairness, I had a friend who took off drunk from a bar and disappeared.  We found out he found a wrecked car and slept in it for the night!  It can happen.

Now... I doubt it happened here since you know... they have surveillance of it.  This is also the guy who made Dick Cheney's shotgun accident look mild.

[Luther Lansfeld]

http://www.clarionledger.com/article/20100311/NEWS/3110346/Gay%20student%20alleges%20retaliation%20in%20nixed%20prom?GID=O/e4If5A8z8yukimKn3sJAXT1NXyMW0cTantJtLHpL0%3D

siiiiiiiiigh

http://www.aclu.org/lgbt-rights/court-rules-mississippi-school-violated-first-amendment-rights-lesbian-student

[NotMiki]

http://abcnews.go.com/US/funeral-home-sends-dead-relatives-brain-family/story?id=9502105&page=2

we like to call this 'Negligent infliction of severe emotional distress'

[Hunter Sopko]

I love how they mention it would be too morbid for Stephen King. This sort of disturbing coincidence usually forms the basis of his novels.

[Grefter]

They are right on the fact that King couldn't write it, because something that awesome and win is beyond his scope (and Lovecraft wrote about brain in jars, not bags).

[metroid composite]

They are right on the fact that King couldn't write it, because something that awesome and win is beyond his scope (and Lovecraft wrote about brain in jars, not bags).

Yes, well, you have to get with the times.

100 years ago, Canada had milk in jars.  Now Canada has milk in bags.  I don't see why brains should be any different!

[metroid composite]

http://www.mylifeistwilight.com/

It's like the "fml" website, except with twilight fans.  Quite a few of them are over the top stupid....

[NotMiki]

check out this pic I'm so dark just like this site.

[Dark Holy Elf]

Now Canada has milk in bags.

We do?

[metroid composite]

Now Canada has milk in bags.

We do?

Most of Canada does, at any rate.  BC may not, but Ontario certainly does.  Better for the environment, etc.

[Excal]

I think the operable word here is had.  At least, I haven't seen milk in bags in years.   It's all jugs and cartons these days.

I miss my milk in bags...

Then again, that could also just be a BC thing, which is another reason why BC needs to be more like the rest of the country.  Now, as soon as I perfect my ray to make it snow here in the winter...

[Hunter Sopko]

Everyone knows that milk should come in jugs. >.> <.< >.>

[metroid composite]

I think the operable word here is had.  At least, I haven't seen milk in bags in years.   It's all jugs and cartons these days.

I miss my milk in bags...

Then again, that could also just be a BC thing, which is another reason why BC needs to be more like the rest of the country.  Now, as soon as I perfect my ray to make it snow here in the winter...

I saw milk in bags last christmas (which I spent in Ottawa) so....

[Lady Door]

I think the operable word here is had.  At least, I haven't seen milk in bags in years.   It's all jugs and cartons these days.

I miss my milk in bags...

Then again, that could also just be a BC thing, which is another reason why BC needs to be more like the rest of the country.  Now, as soon as I perfect my ray to make it snow here in the winter...

I saw milk in bags last christmas (which I spent in Ottawa) so....

I had milk in bags with my elementary school lunches in Texas. Does that make Texas just weird or Canadian?

[NotMiki]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/26/drunk-man-arrested-for-tr_n_515276.html

Drunk man tries to revive opossum.  Fortunately for him, it wasn't just playing dead.

[Dhyerwolf]

I think the operable word here is had.  At least, I haven't seen milk in bags in years.   It's all jugs and cartons these days.

I miss my milk in bags...

Then again, that could also just be a BC thing, which is another reason why BC needs to be more like the rest of the country.  Now, as soon as I perfect my ray to make it snow here in the winter...

I saw milk in bags last christmas (which I spent in Ottawa) so....

I had milk in bags with my elementary school lunches in Texas. Does that make Texas just weird or Canadian?

Just weird. After all, it's obviously missing a good chunk of Canada's more awesome features.

[Anthony Edward Stark]

I think the operable word here is had.  At least, I haven't seen milk in bags in years.   It's all jugs and cartons these days.

I miss my milk in bags...

Then again, that could also just be a BC thing, which is another reason why BC needs to be more like the rest of the country.  Now, as soon as I perfect my ray to make it snow here in the winter...

I saw milk in bags last christmas (which I spent in Ottawa) so....

I had milk in bags with my elementary school lunches in Texas. Does that make Texas just weird or Canadian?

More proof that Texas can't do anything right except execute people, actually.

[NotMiki]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/27/nick-levasseur-apology-an_n_516058.html

put that on the list of things you don't say once you take office.

[superaielman]

<_________________<  I laughed.

[Xeroma]

Disgusting.

[Pyro]

Tasteless but as he is not a National politician I don't think this should receive much attention regardless.