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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1625 on: September 08, 2010, 05:09:38 AM »
Dragon Quest fans should just give me their money and I'll hand them back the same game with a new number. That's all they want.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1626 on: September 08, 2010, 06:19:16 AM »
Now now, they want the same game with slightly recolored characters and touch-screen controls.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1627 on: September 08, 2010, 07:49:45 AM »
Of course they want touch-screen controls! The least useful modernization in the RPG would be the one desired.

Did they sell this game for $85 in Japan?
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1628 on: September 10, 2010, 09:31:21 PM »

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1629 on: September 30, 2010, 01:51:59 AM »
http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_upshot/20100929/us_yblog_upshot/state-attorney-launches-bizarre-internet-war-on-openly-gay-college-student

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1630 on: September 30, 2010, 11:33:47 AM »
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Shirvell replied: "Chris Armstrong is a radical homosexual activist who got elected, partly funded by the Gay and Lesbian Victory Fund, to promote a very deeply radical agenda. ... His biggest issue is gender-neutral housing."

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1631 on: October 05, 2010, 03:30:31 AM »
http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/37683770/

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1632 on: October 06, 2010, 01:09:10 PM »
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-11484322


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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1633 on: October 07, 2010, 05:57:36 AM »
Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
Bullwinkle: A-bomb is what some people call our show!
Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
Bullwinkle: Neither do they, apparently!

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1634 on: October 12, 2010, 04:37:31 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,311946,00.html

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O'DONNELL: They are — they are doing that here in the United States. American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains. So they're already into this experiment.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1635 on: October 12, 2010, 04:53:08 PM »
Ciato just retconned the last fifteen minutes~
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1636 on: October 12, 2010, 04:54:56 PM »
I don't wanna talk about it!!
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1637 on: October 15, 2010, 02:08:50 PM »
NO MORE POKEMON - Meeplelard.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1638 on: October 17, 2010, 12:48:29 AM »

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1639 on: October 17, 2010, 02:00:26 AM »
Mein klein fuhrer?
Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
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Rocky: I don't think that's very funny...
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1640 on: October 17, 2010, 04:08:06 AM »
But most of them are hilarious...
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1641 on: October 19, 2010, 11:55:50 AM »
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/10/18/facebook_apps_privacy_breach/

HEY GUYS IT LOOKS LIKE THEY FINALLY WORKED OUT HOW FACEBOOK IS WORTH THE BILLIONS IT IS.

This just in, least shocking news ever.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1642 on: October 19, 2010, 08:46:24 PM »
http://www.bluevirginia.us/diary/2026/virginia-beach-republican-committee-chair-forwards-racist-email

Note: he resigned this morning and vowed to 'clear his name'. Goooooood luck there.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1643 on: October 20, 2010, 07:44:43 AM »
IOTD: Saudi Arabia edition.

EDIT: http://volokh.com/2010/10/19/murder-is-excusable-but-being-gay/

yeah...probably a link would help, yes.
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Rocky: you do know what an A-bomb is, right?
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1644 on: October 21, 2010, 08:41:28 PM »
I look forward to the day that the US can give the Saudis the one finger salute.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1645 on: October 28, 2010, 03:20:51 AM »
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2010/10/woman-stomped-outside-rand-pau.html

I just don't get it.  People in real life aren't this dumb, are they?
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1646 on: October 28, 2010, 04:32:18 PM »
http://jacksonville.com/news/crime/2010-10-27/story/jacksonville-mom-shakes-baby-interrupting-farmville-pleads-guilty-murder
The replies are ridiculous.  "What is this FARMVILLE?! I assume it is some violent game involving the farming of marijuana. The girl's addiction to the game is obviously what caused this. Facebook is supposed to be a safe place for kids and I don't think these violent games should be on there!"

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1647 on: October 28, 2010, 05:18:26 PM »
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2010/10/woman-stomped-outside-rand-pau.html

I just don't get it.  People in real life aren't this dumb, are they?

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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1648 on: October 28, 2010, 06:41:03 PM »
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2010/10/woman-stomped-outside-rand-pau.html

I just don't get it.  People in real life aren't this dumb, are they?

Your optimism never ceases to amaze me. And sadden me sometimes.

http://www.wkyt.com/home/headlines/Paul_supporters_who_clashed_with_liberal_activist_speak_out_105833648.html

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"She's a professional at what she does," Profitt said, referring to the MoveOn.org activist, "and I think when all the facts come out, I think people will see that she was the one that initiated the whole thing."

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And when asked if he would apologize to Valle. "I would like for her to apologize to me to be honest with you," Profitt said.

A spokesperson for MoveOn.org says Lauren Valle has been released from the hospital and is recovering from injuries including a concussion and a sprained shoulder and arm.

Edit: Apparently NotMiki's article got updated to include this. Still, let's emphasize this one for the people who skim the topic, hmm?
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1649 on: October 28, 2010, 06:47:57 PM »
That's what I meant, yeah.  Not only does he ask for an apology from the girl whose head he stomped while she was being held to the ground, he also blames the cops for...not stopping him, I guess?  A real winner.
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