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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1650 on: October 28, 2010, 09:26:18 PM »
That's what I meant, yeah.  Not only does he ask for an apology from the girl whose head he stomped while she was being held to the ground, he also blames the cops for...not stopping him, I guess?  A real winner.

From the first article, it sounded like he was blaming the cops because he asked them to stop her, and they said "that's not our job."  So...he went and stepped on her head.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1651 on: October 28, 2010, 10:17:25 PM »
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« Reply #1652 on: October 28, 2010, 10:35:06 PM »
That's what I meant, yeah.  Not only does he ask for an apology from the girl whose head he stomped while she was being held to the ground, he also blames the cops for...not stopping him, I guess?  A real winner.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1653 on: October 30, 2010, 02:01:00 AM »
Don't think of it as a novel. Think of it as a chance to retroactively win every argument you have ever walked away from.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1654 on: October 31, 2010, 08:58:29 AM »
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/937330-final-fantasy-tactics-a2-grimoire-of-the-rift/56624937

Thanks Gamefaqs, I am glad to see you can go from 0 to THAT IS JUST YOUR OPINION in 5 posts still.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1655 on: October 31, 2010, 11:07:48 PM »
It took them that long?
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1656 on: October 31, 2010, 11:18:45 PM »
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1658 on: November 06, 2010, 09:45:57 PM »
Ciato has shockingly fled! Who wouldn't want to live somewhere that easily passes non-sensical completely unwarranted religion/race-baiting laws!
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1659 on: November 06, 2010, 10:19:05 PM »
Oh Canada, my home and native land

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1660 on: November 06, 2010, 11:05:56 PM »
Have some more beer, eh?  It makes your singing better.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1661 on: November 06, 2010, 11:47:02 PM »
Sooooooo why exactly would you take the 10 commandments into law making anyway exactly? 
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1662 on: November 07, 2010, 02:55:49 AM »
well, they are some of the first formal laws ever used by human civilizations, probably good to be familiar with them for historical perspective.

The other reason of course is to remind sane people that there are still folks out there looking to make their country a christian theocracy one law at a time.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1663 on: November 07, 2010, 05:30:50 AM »
I propose that all law makers brush up on their Epic of Gilgamesh if you are going to make that argument, far more relevant to law making in that they were like actual laws with set punishments and stuff instead of telling you that it is totally okay to have a boner for your hot teen neighbours.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1664 on: November 07, 2010, 05:49:43 PM »
Works for me.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1665 on: November 07, 2010, 06:08:56 PM »
Sooooooo why exactly would you take the 10 commandments into law making anyway exactly?  

There are 3 reasons that judges would use foreign law to make decisions, two of which apply to the commandments.

#1, to decide the status of analogous status in the US.  For example, if you need to decide the adoption status of a child in the US with a biological parent in Mexico, it may be relevant what the law of Mexico says about that parent's legal responsibilities.  Not relevant to the 10 commandments, though.

#2, sentencing.  US judges are free to use almost any source in making their sentencing decisions, except those that are explicitly discriminatory.  I don't believe this is a violation of the establishment clause, but don't quote me on it.  So a US judge could use the standards of the commandments to decide how bad a specific instance of a crime was.  It would not be permissible to use the commandments to discriminate on the basis of sex or race, though, because that would violate the equal protection clause, and discriminating on the basis of religious status would, I imagine, violate the establishment clause.  But it's certainly possible to consider the substance of the commandments without considering the status of the offender, of course.

#3, arbitration.  A number of contracts have arbitration clauses that say that if there's a dispute about the terms of the contract that it be decided by an arbitrator instead of the court system.  this allows parties to save the money and trouble that a full trial would demand.  The decisions of arbitrators are subject to review by the courts, but the rules by which they make decisions are not.  In other words, if an arbitration clause calls for a decision by an imam according to Sharia law, the only thing that courts can review is whether the imam ruled correctly (technically, reviewing the decision for "abuse of discretion" by the arbitrator) according to sharia, even if the code itself discriminates on the basis of sex or anything else (which it does, btw.)  Same thing appplies if it calls for decision based on Canadian law, or any other countries'.  Unclear what the OK law would mean for arbitration, but it's clear that a judge can't review an arbitration decision without understanding what the code the decision was made under means.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1666 on: November 08, 2010, 03:33:43 PM »
Oh Canada, my home and native land

True patriot love something something something sons' command

Meh, French version is better.  Less "sons' command" sexism, and more flowers!

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1667 on: November 08, 2010, 03:46:22 PM »
On the other hand, way the heck more random Catholic symbolism!

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1668 on: November 08, 2010, 04:04:39 PM »
Fair.

(To be honest, I only know like...the first three or four lines of the French version.  I was just being silly).

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1669 on: November 10, 2010, 05:23:00 AM »
(As opposed to my deathly serious take on the subject.)

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1670 on: November 10, 2010, 12:50:59 PM »
Yay, now I know where to go to dump the bodies
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1671 on: November 10, 2010, 02:01:49 PM »
Yay, now I know where to go to dump the bodies

You're dumping the bodies in the French version of Oh Canada?

Well...I guess as long as you don't dump them in the first four lines I won't notice the difference.  Also, stick them on a cross or something and you can pass them off as catholic symbolism.

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« Reply #1672 on: November 11, 2010, 04:27:08 PM »
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/57105783

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Infinity is the largest number possible. That might not be easy to understand for you atheists, because infinity is god. The greatest thing possible. So dividing by zero = god. See David 3:58.

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« Reply #1673 on: November 11, 2010, 05:12:11 PM »
I was actually looking up David 3:58 to see what it said about dividing by zero.  Then I realized there is no Book of David.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1674 on: November 16, 2010, 10:29:17 PM »
http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/11/16/alcohol.caffeine.drinks/index.html?hpt=T2

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"Let these rulings serve as a warning to anyone who tried to peddle dangerous and toxic brews to our children. Do it and we will shut you down," Schumer, D-New York, said in the statement.

Political grandstanding at it's finest. Also, if you want to do something toxic brews, ban motherfucking mountain dew instead.

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