Author Topic: Idiot of the Day (Read 253984 times)

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #1850 on:** June 10, 2011, 04:35:22 AM »

Quote from: Cmdr_King on June 10, 2011, 04:33:03 AM

I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that someone told him to make a 'sexier' version of the Arkham Asylum Harley.

"You have to get out of here! Your vagina is haunted!"

NotMiki · « **Reply #1851 on:** June 10, 2011, 04:37:37 AM »

...wow. making the new design look good by comparison should not be that easy.

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #1852 on:** June 10, 2011, 04:46:16 AM »

Arkham Asylum apparently went to the Real is Brown school of gritty realism, so everything looks like 20 years of degraded horror film footage, at least in screenshots. On the plus side, she, Joker, and Batman himself are at least voiced by their real VAs, so that's good. Maybe I should play it.

metroid composite · « **Reply #1853 on:** June 10, 2011, 02:41:18 PM »

Quote from: NotMiki on June 10, 2011, 04:37:37 AM

...wow. making the new design look good by comparison should not be that easy.

Eh, I don't especially like the Arkham Asylum version, but at least it's recognizeable as Harley Quinn. And...hell, I can see people wearing something like that to a costume party--I've known girls like that >_>. (The costume also gets bonus points for having platform shoes instead of heels).

The new design on the other hand is WTF, just...WTF. She's...wearing a corset but not a bra, except the corset seems to be completely elastic and mould to the shape of her boob; like seriously, is that corset made out of freaking spandex? It sure doesn't seem to be functioning as a corset.

Also, a cape? Seriously, a cape?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNUbPRj9TGM

Also: who the hell wears a cape when they are going strapless?

And what is up with her face? I mean, Harley has always been "crazy girl in makeup." And...I though they figured out from The Dark Knight that crazy person wearing makeup was the popular direction to go with Joker and family. But the face on the redesign...doesn't look human, and the makeup job doesn't look like it would pass for clown makeup--the style seems more goth, or maybe furry (I'm assuming there's contact lenses being used to make her have white pupils).

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #1854 on:** June 10, 2011, 07:34:06 PM »

Quote from: metroid composite on June 10, 2011, 02:41:18 PM

doesn't look human

Your entire argument was rendered superfluous when the words "Rob Liefeld" entered the equation. This is some of his better work, too.

Shale · « **Reply #1855 on:** June 10, 2011, 09:51:55 PM »

Oh, this one isn't Liefeld. That's....Marco Rudy, whom I've never heard of before in my life.

Crystalgate · « **Reply #1856 on:** June 11, 2011, 08:18:15 PM »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20110609/ap_on_hi_te/us_computer_peeper

Well, at least he was creative in his desperation to spy on naked women.

NotMiki · « **Reply #1857 on:** June 11, 2011, 08:38:46 PM »

Quote from: Shale on June 10, 2011, 09:51:55 PM

Oh, this one isn't Liefeld. That's....Marco Rudy, whom I've never heard of before in my life.

you can tell because she doesn't have ripped abs in quantities not anatomically possible.

say what you will about liefeld, but his women look like they hit the gym on the way back from the plastic surgeon.

Grefter · « **Reply #1858 on:** June 12, 2011, 03:11:57 AM »

The chick in the Liefeld drawing looks like she was getting plastic surgery while working out at the gym. That or the boob job is really terrible in that the nipples are like in line with the middle of their shoulder.

It could be an insanely tailored costume that is both figure hugging to cling to the under side of the breast while attempting to restrict movement by pulling them in the general direction of under her armpits, which I imagine is both incredibly good at stopping them from jiggling and hurts like hell.

metroid composite · « **Reply #1859 on:** June 14, 2011, 03:35:10 PM »

Probably not any more uncomfortable than the standard pushup bra that pushes them up and together to make cleavage. In fact, at a glance I don't think it's that far from a non-bra rest position on some women.

Granted, this doesn't answer the impracticality of form-hugging costumes, or why you wouldn't just wear a sports bra when you'll be accelerating with ridiculous force.

Grefter · « **Reply #1860 on:** June 14, 2011, 03:41:45 PM »

Quote from: metroid composite on June 14, 2011, 03:35:10 PM

accelerating with ridiculous force.

That is also another possible explanation. No bra and flying quickly.

Edit - Oh gods I thought about what that would be like when you decelerated. Ouch.

metroid composite · « **Reply #1861 on:** June 27, 2011, 08:25:21 PM »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVpm-NRbnB4

Clockwork Elves are using drugs to make the Elite build the large hadron colider and open the gate to another dimension!

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #1862 on:** July 03, 2011, 08:41:16 AM »

http://irishexaminer.ie/ireland/man-masturbated-while-rape-victim-testified-in-court-159524.html#ixzz1Qw8VsKws

So, this guy was on trial for rape. When the woman he was accused of raping went on the stand, his response was to rub one out to her testimony.

superaielman · « **Reply #1863 on:** July 04, 2011, 03:53:59 AM »

... That one is special.

http://deadspin.com/5817771/helmet-would-have-saved-motorcyclist-who-crashed-during-anti+helmet-protest-ride

This one is less horrifying and more 'what a total goddamn fucking moron'.

Anthony Edward Stark · « **Reply #1864 on:** July 04, 2011, 06:11:21 AM »

Also it's actual irony, not Alanis Morisette irony.

TranceHime · « **Reply #1865 on:** July 04, 2011, 10:05:59 AM »

http://www.thinkatheist.com/profiles/blogs/bill-nye-bood-in-texas-for

Uh... Okay...

Shale · « **Reply #1866 on:** July 04, 2011, 12:41:51 PM »

Quote from: TranceHime on July 04, 2011, 10:05:59 AM

bill-nye-bood

DEATH IS TOO GOOD FOR THEM

metroid composite · « **Reply #1867 on:** July 04, 2011, 03:33:35 PM »

Wow. It's one thing to deny shaky science; I'm a-ok with people who dispute Big Bang theory or Abiogenesis, because frankly even scientists aren't sure about those. But that link is on the level of trying to argue that the world is flat. We've been to the moon, for crying out loud!

Luther Lansfeld · « **Reply #1868 on:** July 04, 2011, 04:22:33 PM »

I really don't think that's true. There are a lot of rumors about all those crazy southerners up here, and most of them are false anyway.

Dark Holy Elf · « **Reply #1869 on:** July 04, 2011, 09:25:23 PM »

Site with an obvious agenda + a mysterious lack of link to any sources for this event = probably a hoax, yeah.

Magic Fanatic · « **Reply #1870 on:** July 05, 2011, 07:23:42 AM »

Quote from: Dark Holy Elf on July 04, 2011, 09:25:23 PM

Site with an obvious agenda + a mysterious lack of link to any sources for this event = probably a hoax, yeah.

http://web.archive.org/web/20090427074510/http://www.wacotrib.com/news/content/news/stories/2006/04/06/04062006wacbillnye.html

Is this what you were talking about?

TranceHime · « **Reply #1871 on:** July 05, 2011, 08:19:48 AM »

Quote from: Dark Holy Elf on July 04, 2011, 09:25:23 PM

Site with an obvious agenda + a mysterious lack of link to any sources for this event = probably a hoax, yeah.

I was skeptical about it myself first but I believe Magic has posted something on the matter so I wouldn't have had to do it myself.

Still, uh, what.

Dark Holy Elf · « **Reply #1872 on:** July 05, 2011, 06:17:41 PM »

Magic: Thanks for finding the article. Although, reading it, it seems to me that the objections of the boo-birds were not to the suggestion that the moon did not emit its own light, but what they perceived (rightly or wrongly) as an attack on their religion. Which is not neary as IotD-worthy, especially depending on the specific wording Nye used, which is unreported.

(Lest anyone get the wrong idea, I think Bill Nye is super-awesome.)

Luther Lansfeld · « **Reply #1873 on:** July 05, 2011, 07:14:59 PM »

That article is way less condemning than the article posted originally though!

NotMiki · « **Reply #1874 on:** July 06, 2011, 02:54:07 AM »

Ok, so first Mark Halperin calls Obama a dick on teevee. Then he gets suspended indefinitely for it. Then this guy admits he didn't even understand what Halperin meant by "dick." But he doesn't use the word in his column because apparently "dick" is a word that not only cannot be uttered but also may not see print.

This all fills me with despair but also makes me feel oddly young.

News:

Author Topic: Idiot of the Day (Read 253984 times)