Author Topic: Idiot of the Day (Read 252007 times)

AAA · « **Reply #300 on:** October 24, 2008, 05:20:57 AM »

Just 11 more days until the election is over just 11 more days until the election is over just 11 more days until the election is over just 11 more days until the election is over

Xeroma · « **Reply #301 on:** October 24, 2008, 05:23:58 AM »

That won't stop the endless stream of whining and bitching afterwards, trips. Sadly ._.

AAA · « **Reply #302 on:** October 24, 2008, 05:30:41 AM »

MAYBE IT WILL IF YOU'LL JUST VOTE FOR BARACK OBAMA GOD

Excal · « **Reply #303 on:** October 24, 2008, 06:20:45 AM »

Wait... so the reason we need to pay more for instruction booklets in French is because we voted in Stephen Harper?! DUDE! The world makes so much more sense now!

Grefter · « **Reply #304 on:** October 24, 2008, 11:26:59 AM »

Quote from: Excal on October 24, 2008, 06:20:45 AM

Wait... so the reason we need to pay more for instruction booklets in French is because we voted in Stephen Harper?! DUDE! The world makes so much more sense now!

Fuck you and your French, I get them in Italian as well. German is a bonus for it being awesome.

Now for quotes from the epic FE stupid, I will ignore the usual FE stupid of OMG IMPROVED DESIGN IS MAEKING GAEM EASY LAEMLAMELAEM GODLIKERESMAKESTHEGAMETOEASYIMUST EQUIPSALTYRAGEFORAUTOSHELL/AUTOPROTECTSOTHATICANAVOIDLETHALLOGICDAMAGE and go with the haha Americans.

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ok, apparently you and BB (why am I not surprised?) don't get it

if we elect McCain, the rest of the world WILL think we are stupid (or rather, the few remaining that don't think we're stupid after we re-elected George Bush)

You know what? After Bush I can honestly see electing McCain, he is better than Bush was the second time by many times over as far as I am concerned on the international stage. Sure he is part of the same group as Bush Sr and Jr of people I wouldn't want in charge of a cache of weapons capable of destroying civilisation, but hey, we have lived through 16 years of that in the last quarter of a decade, so whatever. He still has that crazy thing for Russia and has the stupid other crap that everyone knows. Still better candidate than Bush during his second term from an international perspective. So the trolling fails anyway. Edit - This is to say, I don't think anyone else is going to magically be convinced that Americans are stupid if they vote in McCain.

Cotigo · « **Reply #305 on:** October 24, 2008, 07:11:48 PM »

Yeah. From what I've seen, there are other factors at work and by the time politics come into the conversation people were already convinced that the guy was retarded before he said he was going to be voting for McCain.

And by "Other Factors" I mean the guy got really, really drunk and got into an argument with a muslim woman for being a muslim. Whee, when Southern Baptists get passports!

EDIT: Not that all Southern Baptists are jackasses, but the guy was a S.B. and I couldn't really think of another thing to say. Regardless the guy is a jackass but not all blah blah blah whatever whatever don't care I'm not generalizing but this guy is a douchefucker

superaielman · « **Reply #306 on:** October 27, 2008, 06:39:42 PM »

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=942422&topic=46126041

The only downside of a DW4 remake: Shitty trolls attempting to argue with some of Gamefaqs's finest.

Captain K. · « **Reply #307 on:** October 31, 2008, 09:25:43 PM »

Our idiot of the day is a charitable organization.

http://www.giantitp.com/index.html#MZvsP18xmNXpVDwvCRQ

Cotigo · « **Reply #308 on:** November 02, 2008, 12:35:10 PM »

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/japan/3283463/Japanese-launch-campaign-to-marry-comic-book-characters.html

.....................................................................................What. God damn it Japan.

AAA · « **Reply #309 on:** November 02, 2008, 08:47:06 PM »

Well, really, this is just a poor man's Real Doll

Luther Lansfeld · « **Reply #310 on:** November 02, 2008, 09:10:55 PM »

Quote from: Captain K. on October 31, 2008, 09:25:43 PM

Our idiot of the day is a charitable organization.

http://www.giantitp.com/index.html#MZvsP18xmNXpVDwvCRQ

Woooow.

Cotigo · « **Reply #311 on:** November 03, 2008, 06:35:22 PM »

Quote from: AAA on November 02, 2008, 08:47:06 PM

Well, really, this is just a poor man's Real Doll

At least a Realdoll will induce an orgasm and let you pretend that you're not just jerking off with plastic. This, though? Exactly what benefit comes from marrying an anime character?

AAA · « **Reply #312 on:** November 03, 2008, 08:23:29 PM »

Your eyes immediately swell to the size of teacups

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #313 on:** November 04, 2008, 03:57:48 AM »

Quote from: Zenthor on November 03, 2008, 06:35:22 PM

Quote from: AAA on November 02, 2008, 08:47:06 PM
Well, really, this is just a poor man's Real Doll

At least a Realdoll will induce an orgasm and let you pretend that you're not just jerking off with plastic. This, though? Exactly what benefit comes from marrying an anime character?

No unplanned pregnancies?

People that marry anime characters won't reproduce. OR if they do, it's technically adultery!

I'm now amused by the implications of this.

The newspost makes a big deal of the fact that 1000 people signed the petition... honestly... if there's only 1000 of these weirdos in Japan's enormous population, I'd say the country's in better shape than I imagined.

-Djinn

superaielman · « **Reply #314 on:** November 04, 2008, 01:44:59 PM »

http://www.wavy.com/global/story.asp?s=9287341&srvc=leadstory I'm not normally a 'fuck the police' kind of guy, but what the christ is this shit?

Grefter · « **Reply #315 on:** November 04, 2008, 02:00:21 PM »

Ooooh that is one of the better stories of overreaction with force I have seen for years. The escalation from noise complaint to being assaulted with a deadly weapon is a pretty huge one even just ignoring the whole disability. Again I really have to wonder what fucking school of thought people are having when they train officers to taze suspects and demand a physical response afterwards with threats of more debilitating them unless they conform.

WE SHOOT YOU WITH THING DESIGNED TO STOP YOU RESPONDING WHY DO YOU NOT RESPOND WITH OUR DEMANDS.

Shale · « **Reply #316 on:** November 04, 2008, 03:17:11 PM »

The kid who was tasered 19 times because he wouldn't get up after breaking his back trumps that, I think.

Grefter · « **Reply #317 on:** November 04, 2008, 08:50:18 PM »

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh.

Cotigo · « **Reply #318 on:** November 04, 2008, 09:08:29 PM »

...Woooooooooooow.

AAA · « **Reply #319 on:** November 05, 2008, 12:29:38 AM »

http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/teen-wedding.aspx?dateonline=Monday+27+October+2008

Dearly beloved...

superaielman · « **Reply #320 on:** November 05, 2008, 03:36:44 AM »

http://www.wtkr.com/Global/story.asp?S=9293830 *Snort*

Captain K. · « **Reply #321 on:** November 11, 2008, 04:53:57 AM »

This is priceless. Stupid question, stupid spelling mistake, and beating Iseria Queen is just as important as his faith in Jesus, apparently.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=931113&topic=46507851

DjinnAndTonic · « **Reply #322 on:** November 11, 2008, 06:59:16 AM »

Quote from: Captain K. on November 11, 2008, 04:53:57 AM

This is priceless. Stupid question, stupid spelling mistake, and beating Iseria Queen is just as important as his faith in Jesus, apparently.

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.php?board=931113&topic=46507851

I'd like to think that English isn't his native language. ..or better yet, that he was actually making some kind of pun... like Seraphic + erotic = Sephirotic in some strange land where all portmanteaus neccessarily include references to Final Fantasy villains or Middle Eastern religions...

But the sig is just so telling of his level of intelligence...

To be fair, I'd qualify beating Iselia Queen as a religious experience... >.>;;

Thanks for sharing, CK. I smiled.

-Djinn

Grefter · « **Reply #323 on:** November 11, 2008, 11:33:38 AM »

Quote from: DjinnAndTonic on November 11, 2008, 06:59:16 AM

To be fair, I'd qualify beating Iselia Queen as a religious experience... >.>;;

Just no for VP1 Iselia Queen. Most other iterations, sure, you normally work for that. VP1 is just no though.

Edit - I also like the missing an S off the end of Kill all Heartless, turning the cliche undead hordes of Kingdom Hearts series into a bunch of Care Bear knock offs.

hinode · « **Reply #324 on:** November 12, 2008, 03:13:36 AM »

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2008/11/10/%E2%80%9Csecond-hand%E2%80%9D-nagi-provokes-otaku-storm/

(Site NSFW)

This is one of those cases where 2ch earns its reputation.

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Author Topic: Idiot of the Day (Read 252007 times)