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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #400 on: December 23, 2008, 09:33:43 AM »
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081222/ap_on_re_us/ny_times_hoax

Can you claim to be duped if you were just ridiculously lazy to check some fairly critical information?
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #401 on: December 23, 2008, 10:02:19 AM »
Shock and suprise, apparently reputable media outlets are once again pure fail and horrible at journalism.

Edit - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzmFMOS8Qtg

I was tempted to post this in misc links at first.  Japanese little girls singing Dschingis Khan, which is kind of funny.  Then you read the comments and it is guys having massive boners for 14 year olds and it reminds me to stockpile enough ammunition to have a bullet for everyone else on the planet.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #402 on: December 23, 2008, 11:25:07 PM »
Oh. Hello! Project. Yeah, that's pretty much par for the course for the fanbase.
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[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #403 on: December 24, 2008, 03:29:06 PM »
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It's more to do with cultural conversion than age conversion. For many decades Japanese imported songs on the basis of melody which sits well with them, then translated the lyrics to fit their culture which makes it mellow and sentimental. There are MANY examples of this sort of translation. Generally when translated into Japanese the lyrics lose their "edge" because the original cynicism doesn't work very well there.

This makes me laugh.  Not just because the concept that Japanese can feel no cynicism (BECAUSE THEY ONLY BELIVE IN TEH KAWAIIIIIIIII!!!! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^__^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^), but because they are talking about freaking Dschingis Khan.

Edit - Of course there is this
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In some parts sounds like "Koi no Dance Site" by Morning Musume... the "uu haa" part xD
Because it isn't a cover of a 30 year old song.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #404 on: December 25, 2008, 01:11:33 AM »
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It's more to do with cultural conversion than age conversion. For many decades Japanese imported songs on the basis of melody which sits well with them, then translated the lyrics to fit their culture which makes it mellow and sentimental. There are MANY examples of this sort of translation. Generally when translated into Japanese the lyrics lose their "edge" because the original cynicism doesn't work very well there.

This makes me laugh.  Not just because the concept that Japanese can feel no cynicism (BECAUSE THEY ONLY BELIVE IN TEH KAWAIIIIIIIII!!!! ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^__^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^), but because they are talking about freaking Dschingis Khan.

Edit - Of course there is this
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In some parts sounds like "Koi no Dance Site" by Morning Musume... the "uu haa" part xD
Because it isn't a cover of a 30 year old song.

Out of curiosity and because I wasn't alive 30 years ago, please explain what Dschingis Khan is about (or its significance) that makes it so amusing?

Although, just judging from the melody, I can guess that it isn't a particularly deep song...

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #405 on: December 25, 2008, 02:36:10 AM »
Dschingis Khan is a hilariously cheesy '70s song that is about as bubbly and nonsensical as you'd expect from '70s disco, only also scandinavian. You can infer the rest from there. >_>
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #406 on: December 25, 2008, 03:53:18 AM »
Shock and suprise, apparently reputable media outlets are once again pure fail and horrible at journalism.

Edit - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzmFMOS8Qtg

I was tempted to post this in misc links at first.  Japanese little girls singing Dschingis Khan, which is kind of funny.  Then you read the comments and it is guys having massive boners for 14 year olds and it reminds me to stockpile enough ammunition to have a bullet for everyone else on the planet.
I either have much better luck than Grefter, or have a tendency to focus more on positives, but the comments seem...not at all like what Grefter was describing
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Never in a million years would I have imagined that I would hear a cover for Dschninghis Khan! This is great!
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Well, this fits my impression of Genghis Khan perfectly.
(Granted, I assume this is sarcasm; can't really imagine it being anything else, but it's youtube so I instinctively question myself)
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her name is Risako sugaya.

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thank you very much.
Holy crap: people on Youtube being helpful!  And polite!
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in japan, they mix english into their dialogue, in music (some words aren't even in japanese so they use english) they stuck english in for these reasons, and it's cool ^_^
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i got this cd!!
i love it;D
People on youtube with no life: this is less surprising.
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Wow, this put a smile on my face : )
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A group of japanese girls singing Dschinghis Khan? Now I've seen it all. This is both completely insane and completely awesome at the same time.
Generally friendly, well-written comments.


I dunno; I mean it is Youtube, but I feel like the average IQ of these comments is at least double the last time I put myself through the torture of reading Youtube comments.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #407 on: December 25, 2008, 03:55:54 AM »
Dig deeper. >_>
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[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #408 on: December 25, 2008, 04:04:55 AM »
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omg they are all sooo pretty! O:
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whew... it was like a heart-stopper when you see sugaya at 00:37:D
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i don't know why but it looks like miyabi lost a lost of weight and she looks pretty. Actually, all of them look good ( especially when they were younger. Kawii!).
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Yea!!! I really like them when they're younger!!
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i know look how much they have grow alot hmm
i know there is a another version i like this one casue of them hmmm momoko really shine hmm natsuyaki still my cute girl hahas jun
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i've been a fan of risako since they started... but i think chinami stands out the most in this video... her "hoo haa" shots were just too cute... :)

No, they're not outright saying "lol I want 2 hav sex with tem" (partly, I imagine, because that's a good way to get authorities watching your cyber activities), but it's still just fucking pathetic. 

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #409 on: December 25, 2008, 05:36:56 AM »
I either have much better luck than Grefter, or have a tendency to focus more on positives

The latter obviously. I mean, it is the difference between you and I looking at things here >_>
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #410 on: December 25, 2008, 07:38:39 AM »
Dig deeper. >_>

See, this is how people get turned into Utena season 2 duelists.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #411 on: December 25, 2008, 07:43:05 AM »
If Zenny's going to put on epaulets and challenge Eric Schmidt to a swordfight, I want pictures.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #413 on: December 31, 2008, 10:13:51 AM »
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #414 on: December 31, 2008, 11:05:36 AM »
That's either a parody game or crack aided marketing by Atlus. Maybe both!
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #415 on: December 31, 2008, 11:06:35 AM »
It's a parody game.


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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #416 on: December 31, 2008, 11:08:38 AM »
It doesn't matter if it is a parody game it still looks horrible.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #417 on: December 31, 2008, 12:05:31 PM »
... I don't see the horror? What's wrong with it?

Apart from the fact that it looks very girly and Japanese... but then, so is Rhapsody and people seem to find that good in its own way?


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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #418 on: December 31, 2008, 12:12:30 PM »
"This Stuff looks complicated!  Explain."
"Less Text, more pictures."
"I can't wait to tell my friends"
Fucking
"Earn Pout Points that let you control the enemies and terrain"

This shit would have been embarrassing in the 1980s.  It is beneath the industry to put that kind of insulting shit out now.  This is like buying your 26 year old sister Barbie's Play House for Christmas because she is a girl and it is a girls game.

Quite frankly the whole thing is like this.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #419 on: December 31, 2008, 04:57:29 PM »
Pfffffffffffft. I've already got this on pre-order.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #420 on: December 31, 2008, 05:27:59 PM »
"This Stuff looks complicated!  Explain."
"Less Text, more pictures."
"I can't wait to tell my friends"
Fucking
"Earn Pout Points that let you control the enemies and terrain"

This shit would have been embarrassing in the 1980s.  It is beneath the industry to put that kind of insulting shit out now.  This is like buying your 26 year old sister Barbie's Play House for Christmas because she is a girl and it is a girls game.

Quite frankly the whole thing is like this.

The picture was unnecessary... >.>;; I would have preferred your usual endearing Grefter-ranting.

Still haven't read anything about the game beyond the first page, but at a glance it appears to be your typical RPG fare. It might even be a decent (if cut-and-paste) monster-catching game under all the pink fluff. There's obviously a market for pink fluff, so Atlus is advertising for it. If you don't like pink fluff (and I don't blame you), fine. But getting mad at pink fluff for being pink fluff seems pointless. It's like getting mad at Mortal Kombat for being ridiculously bloody...

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #421 on: December 31, 2008, 10:21:23 PM »
Yeah, lighten up, Grefter.  Really not worth throwing a fit over.  Don't think it's going to set the women's rights movement back - Paris Hilton covers that department herself.

Saw this in a magazine recently and thought it was a pretty good concept.  The going on adventures because you're the HERO OF JUSTICE!!! thing has gotten more than cliche.  Why not go on adventures because you're a spoiled bitch who wants everything she sees?  At least it's something different.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #422 on: January 01, 2009, 01:38:18 AM »
I will lighten up when 50% of the games made with females as a specific target audience aren't insulting them or for 7 year olds.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #423 on: January 01, 2009, 02:30:59 AM »
1) I'm honestly not convinced that this is targetted at females, rather than male fanboys who like Libby/Tsundere type females in their anime/video games. It's such a blatant example of taking a stock character to extremes parody-style I really don't think it was meant to be taken serious.

2) What exactly qualifies as "made with females as a specific target audience", aside from stuff with obviously girly artwork like Rhapsody? Does Personal Trainer Cooking count if Nintendo (I think it's a Nintendo product) advertises it all the time on Food Network and the like? Does Final Fantasy or Kingdom Hearts count when Nomura starts blatantly pandering to the female/yaoi audience with the character designs? Does Harvest Moon or The Sims count for being lifestyle sim type games instead of something centered around violence like the average FPS/platformer/RPG/action/etc. game?

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #424 on: January 01, 2009, 02:44:58 AM »
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