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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #800 on: July 29, 2009, 04:02:38 AM »
Old people need to hurry up and die so we can make some goddamn progress in this country. Also, the south needs to re-secede.

The state that needs to scede from the union is California, if anything.  Federal taxes flow straight out of the state and don't come back.  If the south were to scede now, they'd be largely screwing themselves over (except Texas; Texas could stand on its own).

Because California has already shown itself very capable of handling it's own affairs with regards to taxes?

Incompetent taxation is better than having it flow away completely.  I mean, maybe an incompetent government will make a museum about something stupid, or add bridges we don't need.  That's a poor use of taxes, but at least you're giving jobs to Californians, and maybe providing a service that some Californians will appreciate.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #801 on: July 29, 2009, 04:09:52 AM »
*Waves an American flag over the topic. While drinking Coors, with a rifle in my other hand. As a bald eagle soars overhead.*
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #802 on: July 29, 2009, 06:45:28 AM »
Ah, so that's why you're living in the States.  You publically spoke out against equalization payments and Ottawa showed you the door.  Frankly, the idea of having the richer parts of the country partially subsidize the poorer makes a certain amount of sense in order to help those poorer parts retool or simply hang in there when their economic niche fails.  Not to mention it's something that does a good deal to help national cohesion which is also something federal governments like to, and ought to, promote.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #803 on: July 29, 2009, 06:58:35 AM »
I would also like for California to leave the union, if only so it makes it harder for those fuckasses to come up north and try and ruin my state like they did their own. Bunch of locusts.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #804 on: July 29, 2009, 07:40:36 AM »
Ah, so that's why you're living in the States.  You publically spoke out against equalization payments and Ottawa showed you the door.  Frankly, the idea of having the richer parts of the country partially subsidize the poorer makes a certain amount of sense in order to help those poorer parts retool or simply hang in there when their economic niche fails.  Not to mention it's something that does a good deal to help national cohesion which is also something federal governments like to, and ought to, promote.

As a principle, I agree, but there is a question of scale.

In my immediate city, I'd like to have the homeless people get checked for diseases and given a place to wash.  Because y'know what, I ride the bus with them.  Similarly, I don't want there to be a ghetto.  People right on my doorstep who resent me due to a large economic disparity, and around whom more crime centers than it would if the city didn't have a ghetto is...not ideal.

However, the effect gets less and less noticeable the further afield you go.  First thing I do when moving is find a safe, clean neighborhood, much moreso than a safe, clean city.  Is it important that surrounding cities be also safe and clean?  Yeah, because there's going to be some trickle-over effect from other cities (but they're not as important as the places I live and work).  Is it important to me that cities further afield are clean?  Sure, I do some business trips outside of the city in which I live; usually not more than a 40 minute flight.  Does it affect me for Alabama to be modernized.  Well...maybe.  If they do pick up steam and become a modern mecha, it broadens my options for places to live, and may attract investment into the country, which would benefit me.  Does it benefit me that Iraq has changed to a probably better regime?  Not much at all.

Don't get me wrong, I like the concept of redistribution of wealth and all that, but the value of it becomes less and less obvious the wider you draw your sphere of influence.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #805 on: July 29, 2009, 08:01:48 AM »
So it's more like what you're arguing for is for smaller nations.  Namely, break up these insanely large North American juggernaughts and China, and keep the EU from forming up.  Because that's the nature of how the governments need to work.  They need to not just focus on keeping the parts of the nation that are productive happy, but they also need to find ways to keep the lesser parts of the nation going and try to improve them if at all possible.  And while that does mean that the individual in the affluent parts of the nation kinda gets screwed over for what's near and dear to him, it's still over all good for the nation.

However, I do have to admit, the real reason I'm chiming in here is because there are few people I find it more amusing to logically pull out the main argument of an Albertan Secessionist.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #806 on: July 29, 2009, 05:23:59 PM »
So it's more like what you're arguing for is for smaller nations.

To a degree, sure.  California if it separated would be the 8th largest economy in the world; not exactly a small nation.

However, I do have to admit, the real reason I'm chiming in here is because there are few people I find it more amusing to logically pull out the main argument of an Albertan Secessionist.

Albera Secession makes remarkably little sense by comparison.... 

#1 Alberta is not a large economy--it would be like San Francisco seceding to form its own country, except even dumber.  (SF being a larger economy than Alberta).
#2 Alberta is not a stable economy--it rises and falls wildly with the price of oil.
#3 Alberta secession causes all sorts of problems geographically.  Trucking routes through Canada now need to cross two borders; this raises shipping prices for everyone in both countries.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #807 on: July 29, 2009, 07:07:19 PM »
Old people need to hurry up and die so we can make some goddamn progress in this country. Also, the south needs to re-secede.

The state that needs to scede from the union is California, if anything.  Federal taxes flow straight out of the state and don't come back.  If the south were to scede now, they'd be largely screwing themselves over (except Texas; Texas could stand on its own).

In fairness, I'm pretty sure he meant that the South should secede for the good of the rest of the country!
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #808 on: July 29, 2009, 09:36:37 PM »
Old people need to hurry up and die so we can make some goddamn progress in this country. Also, the south needs to re-secede.

The state that needs to scede from the union is California, if anything.  Federal taxes flow straight out of the state and don't come back.  If the south were to scede now, they'd be largely screwing themselves over (except Texas; Texas could stand on its own).

In fairness, I'm pretty sure he meant that the South should secede for the good of the rest of the country!

I did indeed. It's a big weight around our necks.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #809 on: July 30, 2009, 02:28:40 AM »
MC, I said you arrived at that argument via logic, I never said the Albertans did.  Just that it's the same.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #811 on: August 12, 2009, 08:47:34 PM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/12/paris-pool-denies-muslim_n_257311.html

France, to Muslim woman: "Burqas are a sign of debasement, now show us some skin."
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #812 on: August 12, 2009, 10:17:27 PM »
Ouch it was even with the burqinis which were praised for their forward movement towards women's rights in Muslim culture (which as you can see in the pictures shares very little to do with the Bikini other than the pun and I guess it does come in 2 pieces).  Fail france, fail.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #813 on: August 13, 2009, 11:04:24 PM »
It's France.

Unfortunately people love France.

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« Reply #814 on: August 13, 2009, 11:48:46 PM »
Also note the part where they're trying to outlaw the burqua entirely. Because that's a great way to show Muslims they're equal citizens.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #815 on: August 13, 2009, 11:50:15 PM »
I'd say something about -missing the point entirely about the issue at hand- there, but it's honestly self-defeating. gj, France.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #816 on: August 16, 2009, 04:15:02 AM »
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« Reply #817 on: August 16, 2009, 04:34:24 AM »
I like to think this is the same guy who wrote Half-Life: Full Life Consequences after he discovered cursing.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #818 on: August 19, 2009, 11:51:47 PM »
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/19/italy-burqini-ban-controv_n_263165.html

Apparently Italy isn't willing to let France outdo them.
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« Reply #819 on: August 20, 2009, 12:04:38 AM »
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #821 on: August 20, 2009, 03:17:01 PM »
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #823 on: August 20, 2009, 10:33:27 PM »
Maybe this should go under the Politics thread, but:

http://supremecourtus.gov/opinions/08pdf/08-1443Scalia.pdf

The important part?

Scalia wrote: “This Court has never held that the Constitution forbids the execution of a convicted defendant who has had a full and fair trial but is later able to convince a habeas court that he is ‘actually’ innocent.”

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #824 on: August 21, 2009, 08:14:31 AM »
On a somewhat light note:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WybeLYArlXQ&feature=popular

the video steadily gets better as it goes on.