Author Topic: Idiot of the Day (Read 254493 times)

Shale · « **Reply #875 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:36:50 AM »

Follow-up to the courtroom shooting:

http://www.myeyewitnessnews.com/news/local/story/Jericho-Fire-Chief-Shot-by-Officers-in-Court-will/b3tknfNSx0aqnYxn6iNlQw.cspx

The fireman will be charged with battery. The officer who shot him still has not been named or charged.

NotMiki · « **Reply #876 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:41:46 AM »

Quote from: Shale on September 13, 2009, 04:36:50 AM

Follow-up to the courtroom shooting:

http://www.myeyewitnessnews.com/news/local/story/Jericho-Fire-Chief-Shot-by-Officers-in-Court-will/b3tknfNSx0aqnYxn6iNlQw.cspx

The fireman will be charged with battery. The officer who shot him still has not been named or charged.

I was just beginning to believe there was a little sense in the world. Not a lot, but maybe enough to get by on. Why do you hate me, Shale?

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #877 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:53:04 AM »

He's sparing you from building up your hopes with chicanery and illusions.

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #878 on:** September 13, 2009, 04:53:57 AM »

At a guess, he's either insanely jealous of your power to rock the beard or, as a member of the media, has an ancient blood-feud with all Lawyer-kind.

NotMiki · « **Reply #879 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:13:53 AM »

Quote from: Cmdr_King on September 13, 2009, 04:53:57 AM

an ancient blood-feud with all Lawyer-kind.

So how's that distinguish him from the rest of humanity, exactly?

Maybe you're on to something with the beard thing, though. Not a look that would suit Shale.

Also, less painful because it is thankfully fictional.

Cmdr_King · « **Reply #880 on:** September 13, 2009, 05:17:50 AM »

Media hounds know they can actually get away with it, at least occasionally.

Excal · « **Reply #881 on:** September 13, 2009, 08:35:23 AM »

Actually, I think he just wanted to see Miki eat his hat like he said he would. Wait... no, he just said he'd do that if there were no consequences, not if the consequences were not as he predicted.

Dangit, there goes my evening entertainment.

Shale · « **Reply #882 on:** September 14, 2009, 04:19:58 PM »

What can I say? I like spreading cynicism.

Speaking of which, I hate the world and everyone in it.

Jo'ou Ranbu · « **Reply #883 on:** September 14, 2009, 06:11:41 PM »

What is wrong with you people.

Taishyr · « **Reply #884 on:** September 14, 2009, 06:20:23 PM »

Yeah, slowly coming to the conclusion that once I'm done with Uni and have some sort of plan, I'm out of the US. This place isn't worth my time.

Bardiche · « **Reply #885 on:** September 14, 2009, 06:35:02 PM »

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The film has sparked fierce debate on US Christian websites, with a typical comment dismissing evolution as "a silly theory with a serious lack of evidence to support it despite over a century of trying".

... Do they even realise how damn ironic such a statement is?

I feel for you. To live in such a country.

Yoshiken · « **Reply #886 on:** September 14, 2009, 06:42:30 PM »

Oh, that one's good, Bard. I personally like this quote as well:

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Movieguide.org, an influential site which reviews films from a Christian perspective, described Darwin as the father of eugenics and denounced him as "a racist, a bigot and an 1800s naturalist whose legacy is mass murder". His "half-baked theory" directly influenced Adolf Hitler and led to "atrocities, crimes against humanity, cloning and genetic engineering", the site stated.

That's right. He is, in fact, bigoted and racist. Now let's not say anything about the bible belt of America, 'kay?
And I'm fairly sure Darwin didn't really influence Hitler so much... >.> I mean, at the very worst, it'd be an excuse. I somehow can't see anyone who's perfectly fine in the head going directly from "People evolved from animals" to "Entire races must die."

Sierra · « **Reply #887 on:** September 14, 2009, 07:29:25 PM »

It's generally not a priority for people who object to the theory so strenuously to actually understand what it is that they're objecting to. I could rant here, but I'll keep it in check. Darwin would've been aghast at Nazi eugenics had he lived to see it; blaming him for the worst excesses of humanity is as intellectually sound as saying that Jesus was a dick because the crusades happened.

Ultradude · « **Reply #888 on:** September 14, 2009, 08:22:37 PM »

Quote from: El Cideon on September 14, 2009, 07:29:25 PM

Darwin would've been aghast at Nazi eugenics had he lived to see it; blaming him for the worst excesses of humanity is as intellectually sound as saying that Jesus was a dick because the crusades happened.

I kind of want to say this to people at church on Sunday.

superaielman · « **Reply #889 on:** September 14, 2009, 08:28:33 PM »

Quote from: Shale on September 14, 2009, 04:19:58 PM

What can I say? I like spreading cynicism.

Speaking of which, I hate the world and everyone in it.

*Headdesk*

AAA · « **Reply #890 on:** September 18, 2009, 02:27:50 AM »

http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/864502/male-card-shark-cleans-up-at-womens-event

A male card shark enters a woman-only poker tourney, and beats a women who has breast cancer. And yes, he knew that ahead of time.

http://www.kotaku.com.au/2009/09/heres-why-left-4-dead-2-was-banned-in-australia/

Also Australia is a shithole.

superaielman · « **Reply #891 on:** September 18, 2009, 02:53:33 AM »

Fail at everything Australia.

Excal · « **Reply #892 on:** September 18, 2009, 03:19:28 AM »

Wierd, you'd have figured that there wouldn't be any loopholes that would be able to get around a fairly simple "If you have a dick, you cannot play in this tournament". So I guess the idiot in that story is whoever left a loophole in the rules that would let a man enter a woman's tournament.

NotMiki · « **Reply #893 on:** September 18, 2009, 03:59:28 AM »

* NotMiki refrains from commenting about this guy sticking his dick in a loophole.

Grefter · « **Reply #894 on:** September 18, 2009, 01:05:26 PM »

Hooray, maybe now we can support the making of Wolf Creek 2 or something instead of playing video games.

NotMiki · « **Reply #895 on:** September 18, 2009, 03:08:48 PM »

http://www.news9.com/global/story.asp?s=11141949

Oklahoma = not up on its civics, apparently.
Ciato, is it really this bad?

metroid composite · « **Reply #896 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:07:48 AM »

Quote from: Excal on September 18, 2009, 03:19:28 AM

Wierd, you'd have figured that there wouldn't be any loopholes that would be able to get around a fairly simple "If you have a dick, you cannot play in this tournament". So I guess the idiot in that story is whoever left a loophole in the rules that would let a man enter a woman's tournament.

To be fair, there are problems with using that as your yardstick. This isn't the Olympics where people with mixed physiology need to be disqualified.

Luther Lansfeld · « **Reply #897 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:12:17 AM »

I don't really associate with really stupid people, but I seriously doubt that it is really that bad. I'd guess closer to 50% which is bad enough. >_>

NotMiki · « **Reply #898 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:17:11 AM »

Quote from: metroid composite on September 19, 2009, 06:07:48 AM

To be fair, there are problems with using that as your yardstick.

like this, you mean?

EDIT:

Quote from: Ciato on September 19, 2009, 06:12:17 AM

I don't really associate with really stupid people, but I seriously doubt that it is really that bad. I'd guess closer to 50% which is bad enough. >_>

Yeah, you have to look at the results of surveys you get from high schoolers through the prism of how many people you think bothered to answer honestly.

Dhyerwolf · « **Reply #899 on:** September 19, 2009, 06:33:32 AM »

Maybe we don't need a high school exit exam, maybe we need a high school citizenship reaffirmation exam. I'm joking, but only because has a million things that are too impractical to implement about it.

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Author Topic: Idiot of the Day (Read 254493 times)

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