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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1025 on: October 15, 2009, 03:12:12 AM »
Which can be after the fact when you think "Hmm, I wonder how much money I can get out of this clown."

Holy shit no woman has ever done that before.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1026 on: October 15, 2009, 05:16:43 AM »
In that sense, probably. On the other hand, there is something unsettling about even creating a "device" of that nature, and in a way that I struggle to see as indubitably legal.

Well, in one sense of the word, he's actually just created a really elaborate sex toy to entice strangers.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1027 on: October 15, 2009, 08:41:36 AM »
Man, people make sex toys to insert into your penis and then electrocute it.  This Rape Tunnel isn't even remotely shocking in terms of a sex toy (It is overly elaborate hard but generic bondage there).  It is retarded and stupid as performance in the same way Iggy Pop getting his guitarist from the Stooges to dress up in one of his SS uniforms and whip him with a strip of garden hose was.  Not really a good piece of performance art.  The guy wanking in public had potential though.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1028 on: October 15, 2009, 09:33:34 AM »
What?  The Rape Tunnel is hilarious and awesome.  The only idiocy comes from anyone who actually WENT INTO THE TUNNEL.

Their own god damn fault if they did.  It's not like what's actually going to happen isn't advertised.

EDIT:  From the blurb when Jacques announced the possibility of the "Yaoi Zone" shirt...
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Y'know, it's nice to know that there are corners of the internet where Niu isn't the norm.  >_>

When this story first broke, I read that someone who went into the HITYOUINTHEFACETUNNEL sued him...for hitting her in the face. So yeah, it's stupid as art, but that's just this art style! The real idiots are the ones who enter the tunnel.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1029 on: October 15, 2009, 03:34:44 PM »
Which can be after the fact when you think "Hmm, I wonder how much money I can get out of this clown."

Holy shit no woman has ever done that before.

And those women need to be kicked in the face no less for creating the image that rape victims are liars. >_>
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1030 on: October 15, 2009, 09:03:23 PM »
http://failblog.org/2009/10/11/burglary-fail/

more fun with facebook.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/15/jon-stewart-takes-on-30-r_n_321985.html

and speaking of rape victims, here's an amendment that should've been unanimous.  Keep in mind that the victim was prevented from suing the rapists because contractors in Iraq at the time fell into a legal black hole.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1031 on: October 15, 2009, 11:21:49 PM »
Yeah, the fact that there was anyone who seriously voted against denying defense contracts to contractors who make it mandatory that you accept arbitration in situations like these? 1000x more sickening and depressing than any rape tunnel nonsense.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1032 on: October 15, 2009, 11:32:25 PM »
Can't argue that.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1033 on: October 16, 2009, 12:39:22 AM »
http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/news/2009/10/interracial_couple_denied_marriage_license_in_la.php?ref=fpblg

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1034 on: October 16, 2009, 12:43:39 AM »
.......-_- for the love of all that is...

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1035 on: October 16, 2009, 12:45:18 AM »
Were you trained to sniff these trainwrecks through the world wide web or you just pick those things up by instinct, Jim?

Regardless, um, wow. That's not the kind of discrimination I'd expect to see so blatantly in 2009.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1036 on: October 16, 2009, 01:03:51 AM »
Well. I'm not surprised at seeing it, I'm surprised he holds a position of power. Wait, no I'm not.

Regardless, considering the shit I hear in liberal fart-pixie-dust-out-of-your-ass Kalamazoo? Not surprised.

EDIT: The upper part is primarily brought up for the unerring, uncrushable optimism the Democrats have here. Something I've never understood.

Granted, they almost always vote Republican locally, which isn't something I'm crying over too much as there's only one competent Democrat around, and he tried and failed to kick the pretty much cemented-into-his-seat Republican Houseperson out.

EDIT 2: Which all just goes to say that people are racist assholes all around and it doesn't surprise me in the end to hear this, as painful as it is.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1037 on: October 16, 2009, 01:09:06 AM »
Is this as bad as the religious sect of our House of Representatives trying to pass forward a law that'd institute medical help for homosexuals... for them to get cured of homogayness? It sounds at least that retarded.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1038 on: October 16, 2009, 01:14:27 AM »
Yours is worse if only because it's on a more national level. This is pretty local, even if about as stupid on a base level.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1039 on: October 16, 2009, 01:15:27 AM »
Hey, at least the law got shot down pretty fast! Regardless, that is pretty um.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1040 on: October 16, 2009, 01:28:11 AM »
At least there's a very very high chance this won't last. That's something I guess?


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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1041 on: October 16, 2009, 05:38:27 AM »
Were you trained to sniff these trainwrecks through the world wide web or you just pick those things up by instinct, Jim?

Regardless, um, wow. That's not the kind of discrimination I'd expect to see so blatantly in 2009.

I dunno, all the stuff I've had recently has been from the same sites I'm always on.  Let's just chalk it up to the world having a bad week and hope the next one's better.  I say, as it's 45 degrees and raining here, and will be through Monday.  c'est la vie.

For me, it's depressing that so much awful stuff goes on, but it's genuinely heartening that, when bad shit happens, people care.  I mean, we don't know this poor couple just trying to get married, but we can at least spare them a little of our sympathy and outrage.  That's a good sign for humanity.
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1042 on: October 16, 2009, 01:18:30 PM »
I tend to remind myself that people invented guns so they can end themselves quickly.  That's a good sign for humanity.
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« Reply #1043 on: October 16, 2009, 02:56:12 PM »
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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1044 on: October 16, 2009, 04:49:52 PM »
Worst (best?) part of the link Jim posted:

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« Reply #1045 on: October 16, 2009, 05:06:09 PM »
Worst (best?) part of the link Jim posted:

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"I try to treat everyone equally," he said.
Yeah, fucking looks like it. >.>

What are you talking about?  Everyone has the same right to marry someone of the opposite gender, same race, and same Indian-social-caste.  Totally egalitarian.

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Re: Idiot of the Day
« Reply #1046 on: October 18, 2009, 05:28:19 AM »
http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/china-and-its-neighbors/091016/china-kingdom-dwarves-kunming

Keep it classy, China.

EDIT: intersting point, mc, the plaintiffs trying to establish gay marriage have made the following argument (among others): that heterosexual marriage is discrimination on the basis of sex because it allows men ONLY to marry women and vice versa.  That argument has been shot down by, I believe, every court that's heard it, including the ones that have mandated gay marriage.  Same argument has successfully been used to quash laws forbidding interracial marriage, however.
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« Reply #1047 on: October 19, 2009, 02:19:01 AM »
China: same place that attempted to create a sex-themed amusement park. I confess that this isn't too surprising, though I bet the pay is shittier than even my initial gutshot gave it.

EDIT: This being said, I will vouch that this is probably a far more welcoming place for them than, uh, most the rest of China. At least, from all the impressions I got up in Beijing.
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« Reply #1048 on: October 19, 2009, 02:24:58 AM »
China: same place that attempted to create a sex-themed amusement park. I confess that this isn't too surprising, though I bet the pay is shittier than even my initial gutshot gave it.
It mentions the pay in the article:

"Performers earn between $120 and $175 per month, depending on their role. It’s about as much as a factory worker earns, and more than most could make back home. More importantly, the little people here say they have found camaraderie and respect they don’t often get in the outside world."

To be honest, it actually sounds like a fairly good deal for some of these people due to the social mistreatment they get back home.  Although the fact that they face social mistreatment for being short is pretty *headdesk* worthy.

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« Reply #1049 on: October 19, 2009, 02:30:56 AM »
Yeah, wrote that part before getting there, and yeah, I actually gutshotted lower.

Granted. Factory jobs have (or had) taken such a grip over there because even city wages can sometimes be worse. 120*6=... 720 yuan? Yeah, that's pretty decent over there, all things considered; I know for a fair few restaurants around my end of town, the wage for the waitresses and waiters could range from $150 on the high end, to $25-50 on the low.