The hot pink number that is Guard Daos has made it to the NR Middle semifinals in a dazzling fashionable foray. Unfortunately, his opponent is not so spectacular; an ugly hairstyle and a giant oversized tie really distract from what could be a sizzling display of manliness. While he does have firey hotness, that just won't be enough to take down Guard Daos's pinkness. Adell will slam away uselessly while Guard Daos unleases a stylish pororoca of water upon him. As well, Guard Daos's sheer fashion advantage will surely render Adell confused and unable to do much of anything before he is led to a traumatic experience in Guard Daos's glimmering depths. Evil sinistral fashion will rule this match, and hopefully lead to a champion in the name of pink everywhere!
