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Jenova (vs. Bowie the Knife)
« on: June 27, 2008, 08:04:26 PM »
A world-destroying menace, long-sleeping Jenova finally rises from her slumber to terrorize the Duelling League once again! And, as good puppets, those fools have sent their forces to try and thwart Jenova's rampage through Heavy... but sadly, it seems they're undermanned. Bowie, Shining Force leader, may have looked impressive back in his zany adventures against Zeon. But Jenova is far more competent than that bodyless moron. Alone, the swordsman can only rely on his limited lightning magic and swordstrikes. With a gigantic speed edge, burning strikes to crush the "Shining Leader" and Silence to mock his Bolt 4 spell, and that's just counting what she can do with one of her many forms. Bowie can pick his poison, as Jenova can adapt to crush this pest in no time flat. Mwehehehehehehehehe... mwahahahahahahahaha!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Jenova (vs. Bowie the Knife)
« Reply #1 on: June 28, 2008, 02:09:17 AM »
A world-destroying menace, long-sleeping Jenova finally rises from her slumber to terrorize the Duelling League once again! And, as good puppets, those fools have sent their forces to try and thwart Jenova's rampage through Heavy... but sadly, it seems they're undermanned. Bowie, Shining Force leader, may have looked impressive back in his zany adventures against Zeon and what must have been fascinating competition. But Jenova is far more competent than that bodiless moron. Alone, the swordsman can only rely on his limited lightning magic and sword strikes. With a gigantic speed edge, burning strikes to crush the "Shining Leader" and Silence to mock his Bolt 4 spell, and that's just counting what she can do with one of her many forms. Bowie can pick his poison, as Jenova can adapt to crush this pest in no time flat. Mwehehehehehehehehe... mwahahahahahahahaha!