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« Reply #1050 on: June 14, 2010, 09:37:15 PM »
Karate Kid: Sister wanted to see this, so I took her, for all that I had no real desire to see it.  I'll admit it was better than I expected, though I have to question why they called it "The Karate Kid"; ok, yeah, same general premise as the original (from what little I remember; I haven't seen that movie in years), but the movie was clearly using KUNG FU.  They state Kung Fu multiple times, but I don't think "Karate" is ever said, WHAT IS THIS!?!??

...ahem.  Honestly, the first like 40 minutes of the movie is kind of bland.  Just about the kid hating his life.  When Jackie Chan does his little Big Damn Hero moment, which was a pretty funny scene actually, movie picks up significantly, and becomes somewhat more tolerable.

Is it a good movie? No, not really, but it wasn't painful, so I guess I can't really complain, and it made my sister happy so...

EDIT: Oh, yeah, and because they named it "The Karate Kid" they obviously had to put in some teaser factors to the original, and yes, they do more or less re-inact the championship match in the same vain, just some slight alterations so they keep it "Kung Fu" instead of "Karate" cause its in China and all that.
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« Reply #1051 on: June 15, 2010, 08:56:36 AM »
Rob: *Nods* I just thought the movie did a wonderful job setting the tone with the early 1900's setting, and letting the backround carry things.

It- Tim Curry makes one scary as fuck clown. It is a standard SK movie adaption otherwise.  It's a lot of fun, but nothing worth going out of your way to see.

Avatar- Mixed bag. You stop taking the plot seriously as soon as they utter the words unobtainum, but it's still fun enough. It dragged a bunch in the middle, which is my biggest complaint.

Lesbian vampire killers- It's complete cheese. Ciddy you need to see this movie.

Smokin aces- First really bad movie I've seen over here. Plot is largely a mess and the main twists are pretty easy to see coming. It is a waste of a strong cast.
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« Reply #1052 on: June 15, 2010, 09:18:23 AM »
It- Tim Curry makes one scary as fuck clown. It is a standard SK movie adaption otherwise.  It's a lot of fun, but nothing worth going out of your way to see.

It's one of the better adaptations, honestly. The cast made it what it was, with Jonathan Brandis and Seth Green as kids and... a lot of good adult stars. I remember watching it when it originally aired on TV as a mini-series. First horror movie I ever watched all the way through! Was like, six.

Also for Idun: Usually it's the refresh rate that hurts those movies more than the picture quality. 120hz and 240hz look horribly artificial and amplify the problems.

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« Reply #1053 on: June 15, 2010, 12:08:34 PM »
It is almost as if it were filmed at a different rate and then remastered using computer software!

The refresh rate takes betting used to, but after a while (watching films actually filmed at that quality...) you get used to it.  Edit - That is there is nothing inherently unnatural or anything about higher refresh rate compared to 60 hz, it just takes adapting to.  We have been watching stuff at 60 Hz most of our lives unless you are a real man and grew up on PC games, then you have been pissed off and getting headaches from things at 60 Hz for years.  75 is nice, 85 is better!  120/240 is extravagant but I still look forward to it. 

Outside of probably a few really uh extravagant films I highly doubt we are going to see to much actual cinema done on film anymore that you can buy on Blu Ray (and have it look any good).  So outside of crazy people and indie stuff, the advent of popularised LCD/LED televisions (3D capable or not) has pretty much been what I see as the final nail in the coffin for Film.  Digital recordings from here on out.  Which is a shame, because I do love the texture you get from film, but such is life.
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« Reply #1054 on: June 16, 2010, 01:50:40 AM »
Smokin aces- First really bad movie I've seen over here. Plot is largely a mess and the main twists are pretty easy to see coming. It is a waste of a strong cast.

If you are watching Smokin' Aces for plot you're doing it wrong. Smokin' Aces should be watched with the same kind of expectations as Idun's martial arts movies. There's explosions and everyone's batshit insane... what more do you want!?

Seriously, Smokin' Aces felt like a live-action adaptation of everything good about anime.

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« Reply #1055 on: June 16, 2010, 11:18:40 AM »
I was bored to tears by the movie's attempt at plot, and te actual action was a letdown considering th buildup the movie had.


LA Confidental: The best movie I've seen over here, I think.  It has a really strong cast, and the setting (Early 50's hollywood) is top notch.
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« Reply #1056 on: June 16, 2010, 04:42:00 PM »
LA Confidential is my favorite movie. Just awesome in every respect, and a huge improvement from Elroy's book.
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« Reply #1057 on: June 16, 2010, 04:58:30 PM »
There's a Smokin' Aces prequel out now. You may want to check that out. Directed by Pesce. A little bit better in plot, but Smokin' Aces really is one of those just gory slap-action movies. Doesn't make it good though! Once Upon a Time in China actually has some plot, though I feel like 2 pieced together plot more than the 1st.

So, this Expendables trailer which isn't really a trailer at all . . . . .  "Stallone, Schwarzenneger, Willis, Statham*, Li, Rourke, Lundgren, Austin, Couture, Crews. . . "  are all supposed to be in some awesomeness.

* The trailer prefaces this for action LEGENDS. Is Statham an action LEGEND already? That just seems funky - dude is still making tons of action movies compared to other people on that list. I mean, I GUESS I can see it but I never thought stuff like Crank and The Transporter were *that* popular.

I can't get excited about this movie. For example, I was excited for War with just Statham and Jet Li in it, bu~ut they barely had any one-on-one action time which sort of defeated the purpose. Jet Li has always given me an insta-boner, but still.

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« Reply #1058 on: June 16, 2010, 10:57:28 PM »
Transporter is a cult classic for action dudes and Crank is a cult classic for... well people that like awesome things.  Transporter has been around for about a decade?  Yeah he works well enough to list him.
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« Reply #1059 on: June 17, 2010, 01:49:47 AM »
LA Confidental: The best movie I've seen over here, I think.  It has a really strong cast, and the setting (Early 50's hollywood) is top notch.

Yes. Now you should continue this trend of watching awesome period movies by seeing The Prestige.

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« Reply #1060 on: June 17, 2010, 10:36:46 AM »
Hit me up if we meet for Busch Gardens with it. I'd love to watch something else in the vein of LA Confidential.

The Usual suspects- Forgot if I commented on this. I knew the big plot twist coming in, but that didn't mar my enjoyment of the film at all.  Pretty damn fun and knew how to wrap up the story at the right time.
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« Reply #1061 on: June 17, 2010, 11:34:03 AM »
LA Confidental: The best movie I've seen over here, I think.  It has a really strong cast, and the setting (Early 50's hollywood) is top notch.

Yes. Now you should continue this trend of watching awesome period movies by seeing The Prestige.

So very this.  Pick up The Illusionist which came out at the same time and both are fantastic.
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« Reply #1062 on: June 17, 2010, 05:19:57 PM »
I <i>guess</i>. I was thinking of "legend" spanning more than action cult fanatics. But when I look at that list, Stallone, Rourke and Li are really the ones that stand out as reaching a larger audience. Oh well.

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« Reply #1063 on: June 17, 2010, 10:55:29 PM »
I dunno, is over a decade fairly dedicated to a genre and having actually made good movies enough to get you that label?  Kurt Cobain was certainly a rock ledged just as much as Dave Grohl is even though Grohl was has been doing it for much longer now than Cobain did just for an example.  Jeff Buckley is a legend and he released a whopping 2 albums and is only really still a music legend for music types, but still a total legend.
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« Reply #1064 on: June 18, 2010, 02:53:53 AM »
Bullitt: Because it was a-renegade-cop-who-plays-by-his-own-rules movie before it was cool to be a renegade cop who plays by his own rules. This one was pretty neat. Has that low-key, procedural feeling you get with the good seventies dramas (1968, close enough), which I like a lot. No melodrama, nothing amped up with flashy camerawork or music just for the sake of generating tension. Car chase has a lot of the fine detail and charm that CGI lacks sometimes, smoke pouring off of wheels in random patterns, hubcaps flying off at odd moments, random stuff you often don't get when someone has to plan out every pixel of an action sequence. Good times.

Forbidden Zone: Wow, what, I don't even--*headsplosion*. If ever there was a movie to test one's tolerance for cult weirdness, this is it. This is basically what you'd get if you locked David Lynch, Mel Blanc, and Meeple in a room, gave them the budget of a high school play, and told them they couldn't come out until they'd made a movie. I really don't think I can say I liked it just because my tolerance for "weird for the sake of weird" is fairly low these days, and I have zero interest in seeing it again, but I really can't hate any movie whose credits include stuff like "and Danny Elfman as Satan." Mostly I just sat there in slackjawed amazement that something this insane could actually exist. (In other words it is something Grefter should watch like right now.) Also, the theme song will not leave my head. (It can be found here, in the intro sequence--which I should note involves mild nudity, blackface, and copious amounts of raw insanity: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOhncfDJum8)

Dagon: Despite the name, this is basically The Shadow Over Innsmouth (except set in Spain for some reason, probably because that's obviously where the director's funding came from. The actual name of the town in the movie is Imboca, which seems like some mangled Spanish translation of Innsmouth). Random guy on vacation gets stuck in creepy, sheltered port town, flees unpleasantly fishlike locals. It starts out looking like a run-of-the-mill horror movie, but some sequences are pretty much lifted wholesale from the story (fleeing a hotel by shifting a door lock around, then barricading an escape route room by room). It's very low budget, but they make good use of what they have; a minimum of digital effects, most of the effort going into makeup and prosthetics. The Innsmouth Look is captured with admirable detail. It's a B movie, but put together with some reverence for the source material (it's directed by the guy who did Reanimator and From Beyond back in the eighties). Fun enough for what it is, outside of the obligatory gruesome sequence (poor Ezekiel. That really was extremely painful to watch). Main character's kind of a wiener, but eh, not really out of place for a normal guy getting stuck in a horrible situation. Earned massive points for the final stand even if it didn't work out as intended, at least. ("No options." *torch*)

9: Eh. It was okay. I can't quite put my finger on what was missing, but something definitely was. There were some nice bits--escape from the cathedral was probably the highlight as far as the action sequences go, follow-through on the "Sometimes, one must be sacrificed" line was pretty much what it should've been (although, I'd really, really like to see Christopher Plummer play someone who's not a complete asshole sometime before he dies). Basically a decent effort for a first-time director who might be more interesting with some experience behind him.
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« Reply #1065 on: June 20, 2010, 04:59:55 PM »
A-Team:  Good action movie -  I just wish they hadn't associated it with the A-Team name.  Most of you are too young to remember the tv show, and this really doesn't do it justice.  Loved the CIA guy Lynch; we need more wacky villains like this.

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« Reply #1066 on: June 21, 2010, 10:06:18 PM »
A-Team:  Good action movie -  I just wish they hadn't associated it with the A-Team name.  Most of you are too young to remember the tv show, and this really doesn't do it justice.  Loved the CIA guy Lynch; we need more wacky villains like this.

I thought they pulled the characters themselves off pretty well. They always seem really smug, like they're enjoying this.

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« Reply #1067 on: June 25, 2010, 05:57:06 PM »
Once Upon a Time in China 3 - beautiful beast fights. I think it was the movement that made it awesome . . . because, in order to fight (generally) you have to move, eh? 4/5.

Iron Man - 4/5. Saw this a prereq as Charles wants to see Iron Man 2, and I can't possibly watch the second before the first.


Modify - next movies: Where the Wild Things Are (was never exposed to this as a child, so, eh) and Alice in Wonderland at the behest of Charles. Apparently my Netflix DVD queue is too "old" for him.
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« Reply #1068 on: June 27, 2010, 06:38:20 AM »
Karate Kid: They state Kung Fu multiple times, but I don't think "Karate" is ever said, WHAT IS THIS!?!??

For this reason alone, when the commercials were running pretty heavily 2 weeks ago, they were pissing me off pretty badly. Shit, the Kung Fu Kid doesn't really have all that much different a ring to it.
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« Reply #1069 on: June 27, 2010, 07:15:03 AM »
Jackie Chan mentioned in an interview a while ago that the movie would be called The Kung Fu Kid, saying it was a point of Chinese pride.  Guess the studio got the better of the People's Republic this time.
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« Reply #1070 on: June 27, 2010, 01:45:03 PM »
Black Dynamite - Why the fuck did I wait 2 years to get my hands on this?  This was so awesome.  It might have to make me reevaluate best movies of 2008 sometime.
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« Reply #1071 on: June 27, 2010, 07:59:29 PM »
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom - Somehow I'd never seen this before. I only saw part of it, but wooow, it was really, really bad. The female lead was laughably pathetic, and the rest of the movie was immensely goofy, and not in an especially amusing way. Oh well, seeing Harrison Ford in it prompted us to stop watching it and start watching Star Wars instead, so something good did come of it!

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« Reply #1072 on: June 27, 2010, 08:22:40 PM »
Was that the one where the bad guys ate strawberry jello on monkey cups?
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« Reply #1073 on: June 27, 2010, 08:23:40 PM »
Unrelated noblepersons who exposited about who the bad guys were, but yes.
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« Reply #1074 on: June 28, 2010, 03:51:05 PM »
Iron Man 2 - good stuff. Now, I'm fairly confused about some plot things, but that's because this is the first time I was exposed to Iron Man outside of a video game.