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« Reply #1650 on: July 29, 2012, 01:33:50 AM »
So Cap, as a discerning gentleman, Anne Hathaway or Julie Newmar?
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« Reply #1651 on: July 29, 2012, 05:31:48 AM »
They both have their merits!

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« Reply #1652 on: July 29, 2012, 08:14:56 AM »
I had problems with how they repeatedly telegraphed everything, personally.

Anyway, now that Nolan and actual vision are out the window, I'm sure DC is looking forward to trying to ape Marvel.

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« Reply #1653 on: July 29, 2012, 01:49:10 PM »
Oh I forgot to mention that the new DC logo where the D peels back is stupid as fuck.

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« Reply #1654 on: July 29, 2012, 03:19:06 PM »
I don't remember Arachnaphobia being so.fucking.hilarious.

Busy busy day sent me to homegirl resident-comicgirl-colleague Iris, and we caught the Coolidge Corner 12AM showing of it. Beer beer beer before (3x), and 2 beers inside... I don't remember John Goodman being that damn awesome. I don't think I understood his swag when I was younger. Doctor's wife was absolutely useless. Epic nail gun shot was funny when the spider turned all hulkish.

They had a running Godzilla promo going on - reeeee: godzilla shirts. Certain the decal came from Godzilla and Mothra: The Battle for Earth. Bro behind the counter -did not- cite any specific Godzilla saying his "tastes change from time to time" when asked if he liked in which he responded "OMG I FUCKING LOVE GODZILLA." What a poser.

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« Reply #1655 on: July 29, 2012, 03:35:19 PM »
Yeah, Arachnophobia is awesome like that. John Goodman makes that movie.

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« Reply #1656 on: July 29, 2012, 03:52:56 PM »
the new DC logo where the D peels back is stupid as fuck.
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« Reply #1657 on: July 30, 2012, 03:06:13 AM »
Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1.

Booooooooooring.

For a movie with so much inaction, they could have spiffed up the fucking sex scene. Yeah, so he broke the bedframe and shit. I wanted to see THE BEDFRAME BEING BROKE.

Preferably by a tannish, muscly man by the name of Jacob.

But nope, pale pale pale Edward.

God Jacob needs some fuckin nutbanging action, maaaaaaaaaaaan. Movie needed more sex!!! BORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING. God damn, I wanted to see shit break ]= "Breaking Dawn" Pt 1 mah black ass.

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« Reply #1658 on: July 30, 2012, 03:17:29 AM »
I have never seen this movie, but that is possibly the best review of a Twilight anything I've ever seen.

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« Reply #1659 on: July 30, 2012, 03:31:42 AM »
If you take the love triangle out of it, a girl moves to a town in Washington. The end.

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« Reply #1660 on: July 30, 2012, 06:56:10 AM »
Spoilers the dog man falls in love with a baby.

Also if that was the best review of Twilight you have seen then you need more Chris VS Twilight in your life.

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« Reply #1661 on: July 30, 2012, 07:09:11 AM »
Well that's not fair. How many books aren't improved if you add dirtbikes and Frankensteins? Watchmen maybe? It would have been pretty crass if the Comedian came back as a dirtbike-riding rapist Frankenstein.

...unless it happened after a nuclear apocalypse occurring in an alternate timeline where Ozymandias' plan fails, because then it would be consistent with the reinvented setting and FUCK DC is going to steal this idea and make another Watchmen spinoff.

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« Reply #1662 on: July 30, 2012, 07:22:49 AM »
WHAT IF Watchmen.  I might actually buy that spin off.
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« Reply #1663 on: July 30, 2012, 08:15:28 AM »
What If...? Nite-Owl was King of the Vampires?

What If...? Comic fans understood that Rorschach wasn't someone to idolize?

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« Reply #1664 on: July 30, 2012, 05:56:45 PM »
What If...? Nite-Owl was King of the Vampires?

What If...? Comic fans understood that Rorschach wasn't someone to idolize?

One of these will never happen.

I look forward to Count von Nite-Owl.

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« Reply #1665 on: July 31, 2012, 05:18:36 AM »
Well, I actually have read some of Chris VS Twilight, and yeah, it's awesome.

I think what I was getting at is that Idun's review is the best one that explains the viewpoint of why -anyone- would ever be interested in attempting to watch Twilight in the first place.

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« Reply #1666 on: July 31, 2012, 06:12:10 AM »
To be consistently cock blocked?  I guess if that is your thing.
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« Reply #1667 on: July 31, 2012, 07:24:27 AM »
Batman Begins + The Dark Knight - Because it's all the rage.

Both movies are pretty sweet, I love love love Harvey Dent and the supporting cast of both. Going to watch Dark Knight Rises on Thursday.
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« Reply #1668 on: July 31, 2012, 08:29:19 AM »
To be consistently cock blocked?  I guess if that is your thing.

It's called "cuckolding" dude.

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« Reply #1669 on: July 31, 2012, 09:40:40 AM »
That implies any cheating happens.  Baller is all "I want to fuck that corpse" and that corpse is all like "but corpse fucking is gaylol" and then the wolf dude is all "hey check me out the knot in my cock will make you come super hard yo" and then the corpse is all "rigor mortis all up ins" and Baller is all "I want to fuck that corpse" and then they fuck off camera and wolf dude is all "i am gonna fuck ur babby".

I don't call that cuckolding though.  more like cock holding riet?
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« Reply #1670 on: July 31, 2012, 11:48:57 AM »
I don't think I will know exactly what to call that until I find the guy who sells me pills. Once that happens I'll come up with something.

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« Reply #1671 on: August 03, 2012, 06:51:28 AM »
Dark Knight Rises - OMG!!! SCARECROW!!! YAY!!! I could done without MORE LEAGUE OF SHADOWS PLOT!!!! though. Probably my least favorite of the three due to that. Catwoman is pretty awesome.
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« Reply #1672 on: August 03, 2012, 07:37:27 AM »
Dark Knight Rises - Saw this, it was good. I'll have to think about it vs. the first, initial kneejerk is that TDKR is a bit weaker but I'll have to reflect on that, there are some things it does better.

Eh, spoilers for everything.

Was a fan of:
-Catwoman. As good as the Nolan movies are they really lack characters with any moral ambiguity; Catwoman definitely delivers there. I think her perspective and her differences from Batman are pretty valid ones and the exploration of them is fun. Also she's badass.
-Scarecrow's cameo as a giant troll. "Death... by exile!" best line. Narrowly beating out Batman's "So that's how that feels."
-Holy shit they made a Robin who is actually a real human being and not annoying, cool. I'm somewhat apathetic to the character but I liked the way he was set up as the Batman successor and his scenes were generally fine.
-Alfred steals scenes as usual. It's a crying shame he's virtually absent from the back half of the movie.
-The villain reveal twist I thought was very effective, I was a bit suspicious but still largely blindsided (not familiar with the comics though). Also the "ohhh shit she DID have the ability to flood the control unit fuck" is great.

Was not a fan of:
-The league of shadows is baaack! Okay, I'll admit, I never liked these guys. Their ideology seemed kinda stupid and nebulous, but y'know what? At least Liam Neeson could act. Bane felt like Neeson minus some acting pedigree and plus a stupid mask. We get another whole movie of League of Shadows and this time their plan makes as little sense as their ideology. Why not just blow up the bomb days earlier? At the VERY least detonate it the moment the cops mount their overt resistance or... something. C'mon guys. The Dark Knight is the best movie in the series for the sole reason that it has Joker and Dent instead of these losers.
-Gordon and Fox made less impact on me in this movie. They aren't bad (Fox's "Q moment" was fun), but I list this as a negative because I definitely liked them a lot in the first two films. This is largely a byproduct of their roles being reduced due to Catwoman and Blake, and I liked them so I can't really complain.
-Not sure what I think about the ending. Somewhat agree with Grefter there I guess. If you're going to have Batman live (which seems improbable to me given the bomb has a blast radius of how many miles again?) you can maybe not have him lie to all his friends.


The good outweighs the bad as usual and the movie should be seen etc.

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« Reply #1673 on: August 03, 2012, 12:35:14 PM »
I think he just jumped really early from his plane despite what the editing would let you believe. (not doing that would be really stupid anyway)
I think he didn't tell anyone about the autopilot because he was willing to cause some grief for a while to be 100% sure he could start a new life. Him and Catwoman weren't exactly settled at that point of the movie. I can see how reapparing out of nowhere to her like a badass would look more attractive to him thant just telling her he was going to survive, and it kinda fits the Batman/Catwoman dynamic better than what a normal reasonable couple would do.
The other people here weren't really friends of Bruce Wayne; I'm sure he also didn't want to have a "srs don't tell anyone K you guys" scene.

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« Reply #1674 on: August 07, 2012, 11:00:40 PM »
Making this post now to save time later this year.

Silent Hill 2: Revelation 3D: Movie was terrible. Generally repeated all of the same mistakes of the first movie. The apparent love interest was completely pointless, especially given the really obvious twist. Once again, sticking closer to the source material would have been a wiser decision.

Visuals are generally decent, but failure to use proper monster designs is really, really stupid. Pyramid Head was utilized incredibly poorly, the nurses are a poor use (why did those become a staple anyway?), and the monsters used otherwise really had nothing to do with the plot.

Also, cult may have been stupid, but lulz witch plot.

Oh yeah. And the 3D sucked.

There we go. Saved some time come October/November.