Expendables 2: So...the first was disappointing, being a movie that tried to have actual plot, characterization, and make the characters look like "Yeah, we're awesome" and all that, and had freaking ERIC ROBERTS as a villain against an all-star action movie cast...
...this movie is loaded with silly one liners, gives Bruce Willis and Arnold actual roles (if still overall minor), a female who actually compliments action scenes as opposed to sitting on the sidelines, CHUCK NORRIS appearing to the song from The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly, and Van Dam as the villain, which is far more acceptable!
This is what the first movie should have been. It's self aware, campy, plot is basically just there for a vehicle of "Go here for next action scene" and basically embraces the spirit of an action movie. THIS is what I was expecting; a movie that is nothing but embracing all the Action Movie Cliches.