Yeah it'll be difficult for blockbusters to live in a post Mad Max world
The ending of Jurassic World was terrible and the more I think about it, the stupider it gets. So let's recap.
There's a giant evil T-rex mutant thing walking around and attacking everything. To retaliate, the humans decide to send the 4 pet raptors that the main character had trained.
Plot twist : The Mutant T-rex is part raptor, so he has a nice little chat with the raptors and they all agree on destroying all humans.
Okay.
So raptors start destroying shit, then the main character comes around and is all "HEY RAPTORS IT'S ME, YOUR BEST FRIEND". Raptors change their mind AGAIN and immediately decide to have a heroic sacrifice and so they all attack the Super Dinosaur. Good lord. They are dinosaurs, not Kain, what is this shit. Three of them die immediately.
4 raptors are not enough raptors to kill the Final Boss, so the main girl goes to free a regular T-rex, and have it chase her around to lure it towards the bigger badder Rex. This plan is bad enough on its own, but you should also note that she's wearing high heels.
Despite all odds, this plan works, and the two big dinosaurs fight. (It's impossible to tell which is which unless you look at their arms) Regular T-rex and raptors somehow improbably team up to kill the Z-Rex (they nearly high five themselves). The fight is close, but the Z-Rex ends up getting eaten by a giant whale dinosaur which jumps out of its nearby pond to eat it. HOW CONVENIENT. Wait, why didn't the whale dinosaur attempt to do that before to eat some tasty humans?
The Final Boss is dead so the background music stops being stressful, and the humans leave whatever hole they were in. There is still a velociraptor and a T-rex walking around but no big deal.
Yeah guys that T-Rex is our pal now so I don't see why we should fear him.
In short they attempted to humanize the dinosaurs which was a terrible idea. The T-Rex thought process was :
- There's a tasty human, let's slowly run after her
- There's a big dinosaur that wants to kill me, let's fight!
- That big dinosaur's dead and this little velociraptor fellow helped me beat him. We're pals <3
- There are some humans around, but I don't really feel like killing any of them despite being really hungry
- I get to be in the final shot of the movie, cool
It should have been:
- Tasty human wearing high heels, lol *slurps*
- What the fuck is this big mutant dinosaur's problem, I am going to annihilate his face
- That big dinosaur's dead and I'm still hungry. Oh there's a velociraptor here. *slurps*
- Oh man there are also some other humans still around. This is an amazing day. *slurps*
- Eat everything
So yeah the dinosaur in the movie wasn't actually a regular T-rex, it was Dinosaur Comics T-Rex. At the end, I was half expecting the t-rex to draw a tiny heart in the air with his tiny arms while looking at the humans then ride off to the sunset. (To be fair, this would have been adorable and would have redeemed the whole movie)
