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« Reply #250 on: December 31, 2008, 03:20:58 PM »
Charlie Wilson's War
Entertaining.  Charlie Wilson was a no-name senator into hookers and blow (more or less), though he does seem to be surprisingly intelligent.  Then somehow he becomes the driving force behind the USSR-Afghanistan conflict.  Well-acted, well-scripted, likeable flawed characters.

I remember seeing the previews for that movie, but never actually got around to watching it. I'll have to go pick it up sometime, I heard good things.

Watched The Princess Bride and Muppet Treasure Island recently again. I had forgotten how great both those movies are, even now as a near 20 year old university student.

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« Reply #251 on: December 31, 2008, 08:29:17 PM »
12 Monkeys- Neat little movie.  Kinda a shoot the shaggy dog, but the crazy performances had this weird blend of funny and slightly disturbing that worked.
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« Reply #252 on: January 09, 2009, 01:29:45 PM »
Resident Evil Degeneration:

With some small spoilers, it's a movie of zombies with none of the other bullshit in the live action RE movies.  Clarie Redfield, some fat senator, an indian girl, and a couple of swat guys pretty much do nothing the entire movie and a couple of them get eaten.  Just when hope is all lost, Leon S. Kennedy shows up and fucks up everyone in the movie.  Seriously, he kills like 90% of the zombies with just the handgun and saves the rest of the pussy supporting cast.  He's even too badass enough to deny sex. There's a couple of hints who the cluprit is, then it's revieled to be the work of Crispen Freeman.  I expected Welker to get his glorified 2 minute cameo just to kick Leon in the balls, sadly it's not the case.

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« Reply #253 on: January 10, 2009, 01:27:26 AM »
Dark City: Hadn't watched this in like a decade, decided to give the director's cut a spin since apparently they have one now. First thing form the studio cut to get thrown out? The opening narration that makes it unnecessary for you to pay attention to the movie in order to know what's really going on (just like Bladerunner!) Yeah, Hollywood just doesn't get Alex Proyas. Anyway, fun little movie, if hard to take seriously at times due to the whole "Billy Corgan runs the world" thing (actually, this came out in 1998...Corgan seems to have lifted the Strangers' look wholesale for Machina-era Smashing Pumpkins aesthetics). Awesome design, at the least.

The Grand Illusion: Requisite random old movie that Cid watched this month. WWI, a couple French aviators are shot down and captured by the German army. First thing that happens to them in captivity? The German officer in charge (Erich von Froheim, score) invites them to lunch. That pretty much sets the tone of the movie. Dialogue between the French and German officers hinges a lot on the officer corps on both sides coming from the same class, being from a fading landed gentry and supposedly having more in common which each other than the enlisted soldiers from their own countries, etc. Good stuff, snapshot of two guys dealing with the end of an era, lots of solid humanistic material people on both sides are human and so on. Oh, and this came out in 1937. Naturally, the Nazis banned it posthaste once WWII broke out. The French, for several years after WWII, cut out large portions of the movie to make it seem less sympathetic towards the Germans. Figures.
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« Reply #254 on: January 19, 2009, 04:19:51 AM »
Watched the whole Mummy trilogy over the weekend. Good pulpy fun.
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« Reply #255 on: January 25, 2009, 08:40:43 PM »
Paul Blart: Mall Cop

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« Reply #256 on: January 28, 2009, 02:40:19 PM »
Reading random Wikipedia articles at work today I ran into a few bad films that I wanted to share.  One of these I am going to perform a test and see just how bad (and awesome) it is, the other is just fucked up like Zenny.

To be honest this is probably NSFW
This is mind boggling in ways I cannot even describe, so I will let the Wiki do the talking
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The plot of the film centers around female sexologist who wishes to finance and produce a pornographic film. As the film progresses it is revealed that the doctor may have an ulterior goal in coaxing her actors into their drugged and sexually frenzied states. Ultimately the doctor persuades a man to dress in a ox costume and penetrate her vaginally while she is naked inside a wooden cow.
This is the Zenny movie. 

The next one on the other hand sounds to bad it is the best horror movie ever made.

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When private detective Jack Chandler (Richardson) tries to track down a teenage runaway (Linnea Quigley), he runs into a cult of Egyptian chainsaw-worshipping prostitutes led by "The Master" (Gunnar Hansen - Leatherface from the original The Texas Chain Saw Massacre).

That is the entire plot synopsis.  I am going to watch this and find out exactly on the quality. 

The movie is called Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers.  The UK version wasn't allowed to have the word Chainsaw in it, so it was released as Hollywood Hookers.  This is pure genius.

Edit 2 - Oh yeah forgot to mention the reason for posting this preemptively, I would really like to be able to share this horrible experience with as many people as possible, so please look it up and try and enjoy it in all its glory sometime soon.  And you know the first movie as well if you want to really go looking for that.

Edit - Oh yeah while I am at it I am going to watch Silent Night Deadly Night 2 which apparently has enough flashbacks in it to be bad enough to have seen the first one.  This movie is better known on the internet for the infamous GARBAGE DAY! sequence.
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« Reply #257 on: January 29, 2009, 10:34:34 PM »
I watched some movies this month.

Living in Oblivion
A pretty darn funny film I had to see for my class. This was about what goes into making a small independent film, and it's generally quite funny from start to finish. There were some fun editing tricks that I enjoyed, and in all, it was definitely worth watching. I don't really have anything in-depth to say about it, though.

Risky Business
I consider this movie to be a classic from its time period, and watching it again merely reminded me of why. Before Cruise was insane, he was really, really cool.  I wonder if we were less uptight about language, if the "Sometimes you just gotta say 'What the fuck?'" sequences would have caught on more than the Old Time Rock-n-Roll sequence. Because, in my opinion, they were way more memorable.

In the Heat of the Night
Very well done movie that had some fantastic cinematography and mise-en-scene, and also some terrific performances by some of the actors, especially Rod Steiger, who won an Academy Award, in a rare display of good judgment from the Academy. Run-on-sentences aside, there were some aspects of the movie that I really didn't care for, namely the mystery itself, which, thankfully, was secondary in this movie. The mystery felt pretty weak, and only the "Rar. This guy is evil" presentation served as any real hint that he was the killer. It felt more-or-less weakly tied together, but the movie was still quite good.

Sin City
Very strong visuals here, and stories of badass dudes being badasses. The middle sequence with Micky Rourke was absolutely fantastic, and I'd say his character easily qualifies for "greatest badass of all time" consideration, because, really. My god. It was a little graphically violent for my tastes, but it made up for that some by having a suitable level of nudity for my tastes. Alexis Bledel has the bluest eyes in the world.

Ghostbusters
I remember watching this movie at least once when I was very, very young, and I should have kept my memories of the movie alone, because it really feels dated and choppy in this day and age. The movie's plot wasn't well put together at all, because the real conflicts or whatever of the movie don't show up on the scene very early at all. It feels like the POINT of the movie jumps around from place to place, and the ending is them driving off into the sunset after defeating the evil except.... ....when exactly did the evil whatsisface become the main plot of the movie? Performances felt really dated in an over-the-top 1980s sort of way, where I think everything in the decade was done to excess.
Still, the movie retains some of its good points, and the look of pure, unfiltered GLEE on the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man's face as he rampages through the city gets me every time, and is well worth watching the movie for by itself. I honestly would not be surprised if that joke was much of the whole point of the movie, because I consider it that good of a visual. Nevertheless, this is solidly in the bottom half of the 10 movies I've seen this year.

Sex, Lies, and Videotape
Thankfully, this movie is on the list, so Ghostbusters can feel good about itself. I watched this because a friend told me
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A character in this movie has a fetish you probably have
Which was an interesting enough review to let me give it a look, but this was another movie that really felt pointless. I get the drama, but some of the dialogue just made me cringe, particularly the scene with Peter Gallagher and the potted plant. Between that trainwreck and the "FUCK ME YOUR MAJESTY" from American Beauty, I am convinced that Peter Gallagher is capable of sucking the sexuality out of damn near any scene or movie he is in, no matter how erotic it's intended to be. Also, the casting was stretching it by trying to make me believe that Laura San Giacomo could be sisters with Andie Macdowell. What the fuck, casting director?

The Bucket List
This was a pretty decent comedy/feel good movie, in that it made me laugh and it made me feel good, so hey, it set out to do what it wanted. It was absolutely glurgy from start to finish, but I didn't mind, largely because I believe that the actors played roles that both firmly suited them, and that contrasted with one another well. A relatively simple plot but it was executed quite well, I felt. If you like nice, fluffy films, I'd have to recommend this one, but if you find sweetness or whatever to be too much for you, I'd stay away. If there were chicks in this movie, I'd call it a chick-flick.

Hero
Make no mistake: Until I say otherwise, Hero is my pick for the greatest film ever made.
This was a positively breathtaking movie experience, and I'm very glad that I got to watch it in class where we have the auditorium as opposed to watching it on my PC, which would probably suck some of the life out of it. We watched this for the "Cinematography" section of the course, and there's no small wonder why. The visuals in this movie are unrivaled. The subtle uses of symbolism (in colors, namely) are one of the few cases I've seen of symbolism which I actually felt worked and weren't contrived pieces of garbage. Shot-for-shot, the film is stunning from start to finish, and the story of Nameless and the "King of Qin" (Qin Shi Huang except not really) is itself worthy of retelling.
The action and wire-fu can be ridiculous at times, but partway through the movie, I decided to treat it like I would a ballet, and it really helped hold the movie together after that point.
Watch this goddamn movie.

The Terminal
But not this one. Of the 10 movies I've seen this month, this is easily the worst one. The Terminal is... I don't even know what it is. It's supposedly a comedy, except the best joke of the entire film is used up within the first 5 minutes or so, and the film is an ungodly 128 minutes. This is the length I would expect for an epic superhero movie or a western or... something more than a guy stuck in a goddamn airplane terminal.
Characters in the movie seemed to switch alignment seemingly at will, as the main "villain" of the story seemed to go from very believably sympathetic to over-the-top cartoonish evil at the drop of a hat. If the movie had outright TRIED to be a drama, it might have been better, but it clearly didn't try that hard at it. I liken this movie to my experience in college: It didn't know what it wanted to be, and it lingered around way longer than it should have. This was the first movie I've intentionally put on in YEARS, where I felt like I might turn it off instead of finishing.
I don't give a fuck if it's Spielberg. I don't give a fuck if it's Tom Hanks. I don't care HOW ridiculously hot Catherine Zeta-Jones and Zoe Saldana are. This was just a really bad, not very funny movie. Avoid at all costs.

The Maltese Falcon
A very good movie that, aside mostly from some tropes of its time, still stands up. Same Spade/Humphrey Bogart is pretty much the man I always want to be, even though I never really saw this movie today. Bogart is fantastic, and his vicious little smile is something I'm going to have to work on, because damn, that needs to go into my arsenal. THIS mystery actually made a lick of sense, which is good, because unlike "In the Heat of the Night", the mystery is paramount to the enjoyment of this film.
I find it odd that this is the selection on classical editing, because really, there were parts where the editing of this movie really took me out of the action. Sometimes the characters or an object would VERY visibly jump from shot to shot, so that was a little distracting. There's also a "jump take" or two in the film, and those are REALLY distracting.
Nevertheless, this was a very enjoyable movie that didn't bore me the way some earlier Hollywood cinema can. I can see why Bogart is a legend. Also, I couldn't help but want to build a time machine so I could get Sydney Greenstreet to the future where he can play the Kingpin of Crime, because OH MY GOD HE IS THE KINGPIN. But no. We get fucking Michael Clark Duncan.

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« Reply #258 on: January 30, 2009, 03:39:41 AM »
Man, Ghostbusters plot matters? It has one of the best comedic scripts around and an awesome cast. It sounds like you made the mistake of taking it seriously, VSM. Just...roll with the wackiness? (Yes, I'm aware that this is pretty much what people said to me when I bashed The Fifth Element).

At least you had the decency to like Hero and The Maltese Falcon. Hero is just about the prettiest movie I've ever seen.

Also, I couldn't help but want to build a time machine so I could get Sydney Greenstreet to the future where he can play the Kingpin of Crime, because OH MY GOD HE IS THE KINGPIN. But no. We get fucking Michael Clark Duncan.

QFT.

And...Sex, Lies & Videotape is a Steven Soderbergh, no? I haven't seen this particular movie, but Soderbergh usually produces contrived rubbish, in my experience. Ocean's Eleven was watchable, but eh, that's the best thing I can say about him.

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« Reply #259 on: January 30, 2009, 06:42:44 AM »
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Tell me you are going to watch Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers and discuss it with me El Cid.  I need SOMEONE to roll with the wackiness.
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« Reply #260 on: January 30, 2009, 07:47:38 AM »
Have you ever seen Rudy Ray Moore's The Avenging Disco Godfather, Gref?

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« Reply #261 on: January 30, 2009, 07:54:28 AM »
My personal favorite is Hard Rock Zombies. An 80's hair-metal band fighting zombie Hitler.

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« Reply #262 on: January 30, 2009, 12:49:27 PM »
I was telling my brother about Hard Rock Zombies and that I needed to find out what it was called and get it.  These do not matter just yet though.  Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers is the movie of the week.
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« Reply #263 on: January 30, 2009, 01:36:35 PM »
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Tell me you are going to watch Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers and discuss it with me El Cid.  I need SOMEONE to roll with the wackiness.

Netflix doesn't have it, and this is where my movies come from. Sorry man, I tried.

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« Reply #264 on: January 30, 2009, 01:37:17 PM »
If you stop by chat I may be able to organise something.
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« Reply #265 on: February 01, 2009, 12:58:41 PM »
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers - Worse than it sounded even (deliberately).  This was just plain brilliant.  It knows exactly how bad it is and hams it up to the right degree without going over the top (like sayBrain Dead does).  It is kind of like a budget version of Evil Dead 2 (which is already budget).  Less Bruce Campbell and more a guy sounding like a guy trying to be Bruce Campbell as a P.I.  This is just all kinds of win with some truely brilliant funny lines in it.   Watch this sometime.

Edit - I am talking "Dance of the Virgin Dual Chainsaws" at the climax of the film here.  G-String, some body paint and 2 chainsaws.  With dancing.  Following it up with EPIC CHAINSAW DUEL.
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« Reply #266 on: February 02, 2009, 05:25:08 PM »
Okay, I need to see that.

Watched a couple of random fluff movies over the weekend.

Kung Fu Panda: Fun, but would have been better if it could decide whether it wanted to be a full-out parody or an homage to martial arts movies. Part and parcel of that is a criminal underuse of the stunt casting (Jackie Chan got what, like ten lines?).

Mr. & Mrs. Smith: Exactly what it was supposed to be.
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« Reply #267 on: February 02, 2009, 06:59:05 PM »
Grefter: actually got the movie, but it doesn't run in either Winamp and Windows Media Player. Well, they play it, but only the audio. Not sure if I have really old versions of them or what. (WMP says something like "Codex not fou8nd," I think).

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« Reply #268 on: February 02, 2009, 07:05:18 PM »
Can you try checking it in Gspot or something similar to see what the video codec is?
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« Reply #269 on: February 02, 2009, 07:06:44 PM »
I know naught of this "Gspot" of which you speak.

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« Reply #270 on: February 02, 2009, 07:09:01 PM »
It's a program that opens a video or audio file and tells you what encoding it uses. should be easily findable with Google.
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« Reply #271 on: February 02, 2009, 07:33:10 PM »
SIG!

Whoopwhoopwhoop.

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« Reply #272 on: February 02, 2009, 07:42:11 PM »
... ::Snickers::

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« Reply #273 on: February 02, 2009, 09:04:36 PM »
SIG!

Whoopwhoopwhoop.

Man, you say that like I wasn't aware of the double entendre when I typed it.

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« Reply #274 on: February 02, 2009, 10:03:50 PM »
You say that like I wasn't aware that it'd be humiliating for you anyhow. You glutton for punishment, you.