Pirates. Known for kidnapping helpless women and spreading terror throughout the high seas. Men, capable and strong, able to outthink and outfight anyone they can't make run. In short, thye're highly competent- everything Rinoa isn't. Miss Heartllly's reputation for being utterly helpless and completely useless on all levels is well deserved both from her home universe and the DL. Who else would let themselves get kidnapped by Seifer? How will the sourge of the Dead Sea take out Rinoa? Out and outkidnapping? Scaring her? Beating her down with his excellent swordsmanship, all while smashing past her completely unreliable limits? Aaahh, choices. Just as long as the wench shuts up and someone fetches Fargo a drink.