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Ulf (vs. Levi)
« on: August 05, 2008, 05:39:03 AM »
Ulf, champion of hungry beastmen everywhere, rides on his dragon into battle once more!  With his stylish flail and tail combination, Middle will soon learn just how overrated personality is for a warrior of Ulf's caliber.  Starting with...  an old man.  Is this really fair?  Levi is slow and has no durability.  He has no way of resisting the brutal physical damage headed his way once Ulf loads himself...  with DYNAMITE!  Unwise as this strategy might seem at first glance, Levi will soon find that it's best not to mess with crazy bombers like this beastman.  Just hand the food over quietly and surrender!

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Re: Ulf (vs. Levi)
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2008, 05:55:56 AM »
Ulf, champion of hungry beastmen everywhere, rides on his dragon into battle once more! With his stylish flail and tail combination, Middle will soon learn just how overrated personality is for a warrior of Ulf's caliber. Starting with...an old man. Is this really fair? Levi is slow and has no durability. He has no way of resisting the brutal physical damage headed his way once Ulf loads himself...with DYNAMITE! Unwise as this strategy might seem at first glance, Levi will soon find that it's best not to mess with crazy bombers like this beastman. Just hand the food over quietly and surrender!
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