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Locke (vs Yangus)
« on: August 08, 2008, 08:54:59 PM »
A lowly thief. Locke SPITS at thieves! Treasuring hunting is where it's at, as the noble adventurer proved time and time again. Seeing this catchphrase spewing, cockney speaking loser who sullies the good name of treasure hunters everywhere is enough to send him into a rage. Valiant Knife beatdowns off of far superior speed? No, such a fate is too kind for Yangus. Locke's going to grab his wing edge and run circles around the Pickham reject, and slap him over and over till he drops dead- from the damage or the Instant Death. Either way, it's curtains for Yangus- and he didn't even have to threaten to rip anyone's lungs out to get such an easy match! It's good to be loved.
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Re: Locke (vs Yangus)
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2008, 11:09:52 PM »
What's this? Locke's opponent is a lowly thief? Locke spits on thieves. Treasure hunting is where it's at, as Locke has proven time and time again. Seeing this catchphrase spewing, cockney speaking loser sullying the good name of treasure hunters everywhere is enough to send Locke into a rage. He's going to grab his wing edge and run circles around the Pickham reject, and slap him over and over till he drops dead- from the damage or the Instant Death. Either way, it's curtains for Yangus.