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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Jade (vs. Cyril)
« on: August 15, 2008, 10:17:35 PM »
After yet another Godlike belt, the great general of the empire returns to defend his title with the fierce might of a thunderstorm! However... his first opponent seems to not quite understand the kind of predicament he's in. Cyril, the forgettable Wiseman under Indalecio's leadership, vaunts Lightning immunity, rendering Jade's trademark BoltX useless... however, he should hardly consider himself victorious, as this immunity will do nothing to stop Jade's acceptable physical damage and truly absurd durability. Cyril being rather frail and not really fast, he will just lose in about three turns instead of losing in one - and he can do absolutely nothing to kill Jade before that happens. The foolish Wiseman is about to learn a painful lesson about humility, and Jade is more than eager to provide!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

Jo'ou Ranbu

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Re: Jade (vs. Cyril)
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2008, 01:58:16 AM »
After putting yet another Godlike belt under his veritable collection, the great general of the empire returns to defend his hard-earned title with the fierce might of a thunderstorm! However... his first opponent, all things considered, seems to not quite understand the kind of predicament he's in. Cyril, the forgettable Wiseman under Indalecio's uninspiring leadership, vaunts Lightning immunity, rendering Jade's trademark BoltX useless... but this is hardly a problem, as this immunity will do nothing to stop Jade's acceptable physical damage and truly absurd durability from tearing this idiot apart. Cyril being rather frail and not really fast, he will just lose in about three turns instead of losing in one - and he can do absolutely nothing to kill Jade before that happens. The foolish Wiseman is about to learn a painful lesson about humility, and Jade is more than eager to provide!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....