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Cliff Fittir (vs. Arngrim)
« on: August 16, 2008, 01:38:16 AM »
The Klausian martial artist extraordinaire Cliff Fittir is back, and he's going to pulverize someone! In this case, the first victim is apparently some sort of legendary warrior, but that doesn't intimidate Cliff in the least. Pfft, what kind of a fool brings a sword to a fistfight anyway? Probably how he died in the first place, which just proves how low the standards to becoming an Einherjar are. On the other hand, what's not low is Cliff's unmatched physical strength. Mighty assaults of the FISTS OF FURY should drop this poser soon after the bell rings, and Cliff can move on to worthier challenges in the next round.
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Re: Cliff Fittir (vs. Arngrim)
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2008, 02:58:59 AM »
The Klausian martial artist extraordinaire Cliff Fittir is back, and he's going to pulverize someone with his fists! In this case, the first victim is apparently some sort of legendary warrior, but that doesn't intimidate Cliff in the least. Pfft, what kind of a fool brings a sword to a fistfight anyway? Probably how he died in the first place, which just proves how low the standards to becoming an Einherjar are. On the other hand, what's not low is Cliff's physical strength - one might say his might is simply unmatchable, even. Mighty assaults of his frightening FISTS OF FURY should drop this poser soon after the bell rings, and Cliff can move on to less pathetically laughable challenges in the next round.
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