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Week 2 Missing Comments
« on: August 22, 2008, 05:26:49 AM »
Ayla>Kika

Haschel>Lufia

Jun>Ernest

Yaaaay remotely reasonable amount for Week 2~
« Last Edit: August 23, 2008, 12:39:11 AM by SageAcrin »
<RichardHawk> Waddle Dee looks broken.
<TranceHime> Waddle Dee does seem broken.

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Re: Week 2 Missing Comments
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 05:04:30 PM »
Gate claims Jade > Shoon and Red Wizard > Ace.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Week 2 Missing Comments
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2008, 05:28:35 PM »
I'll take Garnet > Knight, Jean > Mog and Relm >>> Taloon.

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Re: Week 2 Missing Comments
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2008, 05:39:53 PM »
Relm >>> Taloon.

It was bound to happen someday.

The Ramus Corporation was finally overperformed by Taloon Enterprises, Inc, in this quarter's performance reviews. Taloon Enterprises have furthermore managed to creep just over Ramus Corp.'s stock price at 59,191.26 zengold to 59,184.92 zengold at the closing of last week's session.

Asked for the reason to his success, Taloon simply chuckled. Ramus declined to be interviewed at this shocking turn of events, but his spokesman, Nall Whitdrake, had this to say:

"We still believe ourselves to be the highest-performance company of the DLverse. This sudden upswing in art gallery profits is aberrative and we believe Taloon Enterprises to have suspicious dealings with forgery-makers in order to obtain such high prices, and we have asked the Dueling League Council to investigate this situation."

Asked to reply to Nall's claim, Nate Nanjo of Nanjo Corp. simply laughed and stated:

"Once the two can get close to 100,000.00 as their ticker price, I'll worry. But for now? Hah."

Nall angrily retorted that Nanjo Corp., being the holder of a monopoly on inter-universal trade, would obviously not be counted.

In unrelated news, Taloon threw his match in the Light division to Relm Arrowny, who was not seen this entire week.

Finally, no further reports have come in regarding the mysterious illness plaguing some of the citizens of the city. Over two hundred wealthy individuals have been found unconscious in their homes since last Monday, each near their art galleries. The largest scare was when ten were found unconscious in Luther Lansfeld's airship house on Friday. All affected are in St. Whatsit Hospital and are in stable condition.


Jean > Mog

"AUTO-KILL THIS, PUNK-A** ***** ************ *** ********! KUPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

These were the only words heard before Mog piloted the Falcon into the stadium, crushing his opponent Jean and, well, the entire stadium. Of course, since Setzer owns the Falcon, Mog was disqualified and Jean awarded the match after being reassembled.

Jean was unavailable for comment. Mog just hit the cameraman with a beer bottle and is reported as saying "You ****** kupoing ********! I'm gonna ******* kupo ********** steel wool ****** your face!"

Needless to say, the Happy Fun Moogle Show is reconsidering their contract again.


Garnet > Knight

There really wasn't much to this match. Garnet challenged Knight to a game instead of fighting. Knight agreed, but on one condition; it was an athletic match. Garnet paused at this, before agreeing - as long as she chose the game.

Final score was Garnet 15, Knight 10. Letting the girl with fighting experience with racquets choose racketball as the sport was not one of Knight's shining moments.
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Re: Week 2 Missing Comments
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2008, 02:38:31 AM »
Ayla>Kika:

A proud, handsome pirate woman.

Strong, confident, self-assured.

A proud, handsome tribal leader.

Strong, confident, self-assured.

Only one could succeed in this battle.

The one with more drive...

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"...Ayla!?" Marle gasped, as she looked at her friend.

"Ayla make good pirate!" Ayla nodded, as she looked at herself in the mirror.

"Aren't you supposed...to..." Marle sputtered.

"To hear her tell it, Kika blew her off, Ayla got mad, and Kika basically compromised. Something about having something more important to do, and her planning finally being ready, and this being a bad time or something." Lucca chuckled. "She's right, she does make a good pirate."

"Ayla strong, strong pirate! Raid seas for booty!" Ayla grinned slyly.

"I know exactly which way she means that, too." Marle noted.

---

Kika smiled.

It'd taken a while, but she finally had gotten the resources to finish the job.

"All Rune Cannons, open fire!" Kika called out, laughing.

---

"Why's Gilgamesh a pile of ashes, Chief?" Morte asked curiously.

"Nate said something about Kika needing to kill him twice to restore honor or something. Does it really matter?" Chisato shrugged.

"Well, no. It is Gilgamesh." Morte nodded.

"Besides, she has a point. If I got beat by Gilgamesh, I'd have to kill him every day." Chisato noted, as she prepared for Behind the Scenes. "We'll just sweep him up and get some healer in here before the show. No hurry."

"Man, I really need to find some way to get her upgraded a few times, just for that." Morte muttered.

Haschel>Lufia:

An old man.

Mighty in physical prowess. Capable of overcoming and controlling anyone and everyone with his scheming intelligence and his muscles. Domination incarnate.

A young girl.

Innocent, new, unable to fight off the older man's advances, and too innocent to understand his devilish plans.

A simple battle, isn't it?

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"And then we had to fight that damned Divine Dragoon Spirit. I swear, it was the only battle I wasn't sleeping through! His breath damn near toasted me through my armor, I tell you! We had to use a Healing Rain every time he did that, but it didn't do anything for the damned pain! But that damned ghost didn't stop me! I eventually got him in a headlock! And his head exploded! There was ghost goo everywhere, I'll tell you! And the-...Oh, damn, that took forever." Haschel cut off his maunderings, as he finally heard Lufia snore softly.

"Didn't think I'd have to get 75% of the way through my life story." He muttered, as he carefully picked up Lufia and placed her in the stands, as she still peacefully slept. "Never did like hurting little girls."

Jun>Ernest:

"Mugen no Kens-ARGH." Jun shrieked, as roses slashed from the ground.

Ernest chuckled. "Been waiting for that. I can stun lock you out of doing that all day long. It's a pity you take so long to use those and make those stupid quote."

"..." Jun stared blankly at Ernest, a glimmer of hatred shining in his eyes, as Ernest laughed at his predicament.

Then a glimmer of light slashed across the arena.

Ernest stopped, mid-laugh, and slowly crumpled to the ground.

"You fool. Flower petals always help samurai." Jun muttered, sheathing his sword. "Don't you know anything?"
« Last Edit: August 23, 2008, 02:48:18 AM by SageAcrin »
<RichardHawk> Waddle Dee looks broken.
<TranceHime> Waddle Dee does seem broken.

"Forget other people's feelings, this is fun and life is but a game and we nought but players in it.  CHECKMATE!  King me and that is Uno." - Grefter