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Jade (vs. Nate)
« on: August 22, 2008, 11:29:55 PM »
What a marvelous run from an oversized bug! After winning his second Godlike championship in Season 44 and crushing all who stand before him like insects, Jade has successfully gotten his revenge on humankind for treating bugs so badly. But now that he’s proven with twenty wins that he is superior to you, he just crushes all you lay before him with lightning for giggles. Sadly, this time he’s not able to spam his signature charring BoltX because his opponent will make the BoltXs hit him instead. Well, it doesn’t really matter. Jade hitting someone in the face is quite as effective (nor showy) as frying them, but it gets the job done. And with massive HP, Jade can outlast the pesky healer. Speed Racer will never know what hit him!
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Re: Jade (vs. Nate)
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2008, 03:12:03 AM »
What a marvelous run from an oversized bug! After winning his second Godlike championship in Season 44 and crushing all who stand before him like insects, Jade has successfully gotten his revenge on the bug haters! But now that he’s proven his superiority with twenty wins, he just crushes all you lay before him with lightning for giggles. Sadly, once again, he won't be able spam his signature charring BoltX due to his opponent's magic reflection powers. Well, it doesn’t really matter. Jade hitting someone in the face isn't quite as effective (nor showy) as frying them, but it gets the job done. And with massive HP, Jade can outlast a pesky healer. Speed Racer will never know the freight train that hit him!
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