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Zophar (vs. Rolf Landale)
« on: December 21, 2007, 06:44:37 PM »
Oh, this is certainly most entertaining. Rolf Landale may have been very lucky with his draws so far, but all joyous things must come to an end... preferrably, by the hands of the great Zophar! Rolf's anger management issues have nothing against the true manifestations of evil. While a casting of Megid may actually hurt Zophar, a Fate Storm will shred Rolf into tiny fragments of his damned soul, adding to the Destroyer's already impressive stack of claimed victims in record time. Try as he may, this pathetic Algol savior will finally be vanquished by the darkness that should have conquered his meager spirit long ago!
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Re: Zophar (vs. Rolf Landale)
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2007, 02:25:58 AM »
Oh, this is most entertaining. Rolf Landale may have been very lucky with his draws so far, but all joyous things must come to an end... preferably, by the hands of the great Zophar! Rolf's anger management issues have nothing against the true manifestation of evil. While a casting of Megid may actually hurt Zophar, a Fate Storm will shred Rolf into tiny fragments of his damned soul, adding to the Destroyer's already impressive stack of claimed victims in record time. Try as he may, this pathetic Algol savior will finally be vanquished by the darkness that should have conquered his meager spirit long ago!
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