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Relm > Nina
« on: August 30, 2008, 02:10:06 AM »
An innocent painter girl.

A beautiful winged princess.

An epic duel.

This match would enter history.

*****

"SHE TOOK TWO PICTURES OF MY ASS!"

Nina the Third fumbled around madly, pouting and breaking vases around the spectator seats while Ryu the Third tore into poor Relm.

"Um, technically, she -painted- two pictures of your ass. But I guess that doesn't make it better, does it?", Rei shrugged.

"UUUUUUUUUGH!", the princess violently grunted as she tossed a vase at the Woren, who nimbly ducked the certain porcelain pain. However, Skelly wasn't so lucky as to dodge the pottery piece. "Jeez, doesn't that beat all. I wonder why would Relm paint a picture of your ass, anyway... well, two."

Behind the head-scratching face, Rei whistled merrily and left with the pictures. Those would make a good buck in the Duelling League's black market.

Oh, if anyone cares, Nina was disqualified for calling for Ryu's help against Relm. The painter will be ready to fight in the semis as soon as the infirmary healers finish reassembling her body parts.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....