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Menardi>>>Jean
« on: September 12, 2008, 05:25:16 AM »
Jean has resistance to fire. Jean has an edge over Menardi.
Menardi has non-elemental attacks. Nobody has an edge now.
Jean has high defense. Jean has the edge.
Menardi has healing with Wish. Menardi now has a slight edge.
Jean cannot heal the pain of an Impacted physical. Menardi has a bigger edge.
Menardi has Death Seize, which when it fails deals great damage. Menardi shoves Jean off of her large edge.
Jean falls down, and hits Reality. Now, the elves carry him away, and have the edge.


Nearly 44 seasons later, a few slight changes, and two downgrades, and a very old writeup for Menardi actually almost applies. Who'd have thought.

I mean, that any RC hype would apply to anything in reality.

Ever.
« Last Edit: September 13, 2008, 04:02:55 AM by SageAcrin »
<RichardHawk> Waddle Dee looks broken.
<TranceHime> Waddle Dee does seem broken.

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Re: Menardi>>>Jean
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2008, 04:18:31 AM »
A single slash.

A blow born of pure desperation.

A very lucky slash.

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"And this is the portrayl of my tres magnifique defeat in one hit by ze beautiful Menardi's, how you say, incredible, Death Sieze!" Jean said proudly, as the crowd looked on.

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"And this is the portrayl of my tres magnifique defeat in one hit being portrayed here!" Jean said proudly, as the crowd looked on at the painting within a painting.

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"And this is my ultimate masterwork! My beautiful painting within ze painting within ze painting that is the ultimate in modern art!" Jean said proudly, as the crowd gazed on with puzzled expressions.

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Killer calmly shoved Jean off his knife, as he stared at his painting within a painting within a painting.

"I hate modern art. Nice coloration, though. If you weren't painting such stupid crap, you might be pretty good." He said down to the dying frogman, as the crowd cheered.
<RichardHawk> Waddle Dee looks broken.
<TranceHime> Waddle Dee does seem broken.

"Forget other people's feelings, this is fun and life is but a game and we nought but players in it.  CHECKMATE!  King me and that is Uno." - Grefter