Author Topic: Rassius (vs. Scholtenheim)  (Read 341 times)

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Rassius (vs. Scholtenheim)
« on: September 19, 2008, 08:56:45 AM »
Who is this hideous imp, and why is he mocking the great Rassius’ style?  Not just any man can pull off a flowered hat and look good! A lesson is in order. Rassius’s quick sword strikes will work quite well against his sluggish opponents. Of course, the crème de la crème is Rassius’ physical resistance. Not only does he have massive defense, but he has 72% physical resistance on top of that. While his HP may be lackluster, Middles without magic are smart to steer clear of Rassius. A few Dragon Flashes will teach this Scholtenheim to stay away from his betters.
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Re: Rassius (vs. Scholtenheim)
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2008, 03:33:29 AM »
Who is this hideous, malformed impish fop, and why is he mocking the great Rassius' sense of style? This is simply outrageous! Not just any man can pull off a flowered hat, a frilly outfit and look smoking good while at it! Well, if he's so intent on defaming Rassius Luine, a lesson is in order. Rassius's quick sword strikes will work quite well against his sluggish opponent. Of course, the crème de la crème is Rassius' brilliant physical resistance. Not only does he have massive defense, but he has staggering physical resistance properties on top of that. While his raw life force may be lackluster, Middles without magic are smart to steer clear of Rassius's frame. A few Dragon Flashes will teach this Scholtenheim to stay away from his betters, and maybe teach him to dress in a manner more suitable to his worth on top of that.
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