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Kain (vs. MOMO)
« on: September 19, 2008, 06:21:01 PM »
Soaring into the arena, it's everyone's favourite dragoon, Kain! Say what you will about Kain's lacklustre damage, his lack of skillset, and the fact that dragoons are actually mounted gunslingers; he's still going to teach Middle a thing or two about what it means to be an accomplished, veteran warrior. Kain has fought his way up from Light, despite his detractors - a testament to his determination and underrated ability. And now, he'll do the same in his new division. Sure, he wasn't able to overwhelm Raven or Cecile, but those were top-tier physical sluggers. MOMO, by comparison, is extremely weak. With a physical frame almost as fragile as her appearance suggests, she'll be easy prey for Kain's deadly jump attacks. And what about those transformations of hers? Well, they're based on time, and Kain's ability to soar out of the arena for periods of time is just the ticket for timing them out. Watch out, Middle! The classic dragoon is going to teach you the mistake of underrating him.

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Re: Kain (vs. MOMO)
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2008, 03:09:34 AM »
Soaring into the arena, it's everyone's favourite dragoon, Kain! Say what you will about Kain's lacklustre damage, his lack of skillset, and the fact that dragoons are actually mounted gunslingers; he's still going to teach Middle a thing or two. Kain has fought his way up from Light, despite his detractors - a testament to his determination and underrated ability. And now, he'll do the same in his current division. Sure, he wasn't able to overwhelm Raven or Cecile, but those were top-tier physical sluggers. MOMO, by comparison, is extremely weak. With a physical frame almost as fragile as her appearance suggests, she'll be easy prey for Kain's deadly jump attacks. And what about those transformations of hers? Well, they're based on time, and Kain's ability to soar out of the arena for periods of time is just the ticket for timing them out. Watch out, Middle! The classic dragoon is going to teach you a lesson!
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