Oh, dear, such a pointless waste of time. The mighty serpent sorceress Deis awakens from her always essential beauty sleep for a Duelling League gig, hoping for pretty faces and wanton destruction and all she gets is a glorified electrical wardrobe or something. That won't do, that -just won't do-. Oh well, she could at least extract wanton destruction: with a few castings of BoltX, this so-called Fortress of the Gods should blow up pretty fast, and it's so sloooooooooooow and inaccurate that odds are the spellcasting will do it in before it finishes walking slowly towards Deis to connect a punch. Mercifully short, thoroughly unecessary, but maybe entertaining. Oh well, here is hoping for actual eye-candy next week, eh?
