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Chat (vs. Tai Ho)
« on: September 26, 2008, 11:53:15 PM »
One would never have expected a match of such...oddity to exist...but then I'd be lying cause this stuff happens all the time.  What I actually mean is that Chat is facing someone not unlike herself, but at the same time, completely different.  Both are well respected sailors of sorts who have helped the heroes out and fought alongside them for the greater good...but at the same time, Chat looks like a stereotype pirate despite being a little girl and Tai Ho is a drunken bum.  Oh well, being Drunk just means its that much easier to knock the person unconscious, and since there's no cute animals in sight, NOTHING will stop Chat from taking her wide array of hammers and smacking Tai Ho over the head with it repeatedly.  If Fire Emblem has taught us anything, despite not being a factor in this match, its that Hammers = Axes and thus have the advantage over lances!
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Re: Chat (vs. Tai Ho)
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2008, 03:31:34 AM »
You'd think this kind of match is rather odd, but, here in the DL, the oddity tends to be the norm. The pirate Chat is facing a foe that is very unlike herself and actually not so (however that works out). Both are respected sailors of sorts who have helped the heroes out and fought alongside them for the greater good. However, Chat looks like a stereotypical pirate girl and Tai Ho is just a drunken bum. Oh well, being drunk just means it's that much easier to knock the guy down, and since there's no cute animals in sight, NOTHING will stop Chat from taking her wide array of hammers and smacking Tai Ho until he's down. That should be easy.
« Last Edit: September 27, 2008, 03:33:35 AM by Jo'ou Ranbu »
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