Incompetent Mafia - GAME OVER (Game Topic)

[Captain K.]

Ah, the quaint Italian village of Arpehgeia.  For decades, the Ghaleoni crime family had a firm grip on every business in town.  But as with all overly large corporations, corruption and mismanagement occurred.  Over time, the Ghaleonis became less feared and more of an inside joke.

Eventually, the townsfolk decided that the Ghaleonis needed to be run out of town so the town's image could improve.  The problem was, nobody knew exactly who was a member of the Mafia and who wasn't.  Thus, the lynchings began...

This Mafia game will continue until all Mafia are eliminated or all Town.  There will be no Lynch or Lose warning.  Even if the Mafia gain a numerical majority (or do they have one already?    ), there are still several things that can go wrong for them.

Warning:  It is not safe to assume anything about the setup in a Captain K. game.

One more rule:  no whining.  Boo hoo, you got a crappy role.  So did a lot of people.  Deal with it.  Ciato has been given authorization to smash whiners with her club.

Days will be roughly 48 hours, although I will not have any deadline on a Monday or Wednesday, because I will not be around much on those days.

With 6 alive, it takes 4 to lynch.  If a lynch does not occur by the deadline, then the person with the most votes will be lynched.  If there is a tie, there will be no lynch for that day.

Day 3 ends Thursday, the 16th at 6:00 am Eastern time (5:00 Central/11:00 GMT).

Currently living players:
1. EvilTom
2. Lady Door
3. Smodge13
4. Carthrat
5. AndrewRogue


Dead dudes:
1.  Remo, Town Stoolpigeon (lynched Day 1)
2.  Excal, Town Corrupt Politician (killed in a drive-by, Night 1)
3.  Bardiche, Mafia Godfather (killed by a single bullet, Night 1)
4.  Sir Alex, Mafia Rebel (lynched Day 2)
5.  Hunter Sopko, Town Ice Cream Vendor (run over, Night 2)
6.  Strago, Mafia Yes Man (killed by a single bullet, Night 2)
7.  Xanth, Mafia Guilty Conscience (committed suicide, Night 2)
8.  Deltaflyer2k8, Town Doctor (lynched Day 3)

[Captain K.]

Also, a couple of you got revised roles.  Be sure to check your inbox before you roleclaim. 

[EvilTom]

First in!

And it looks like somebody finally paid the DL bill. 'Cos the site wasn't working these last couple of days. Or at least I couldn't access it :\

##Vote: Remo I blame you!

[Carthrat]

IT'S TIME TO FIGHT

##Vote: Sopko die die die die die

[Lady Door]

I would vote Andrew because Andrew Is Always Scum, but this game is unnecessarily weighted in favor of scum, which makes it less likely that the expected is to be expected. Net result: that was pointless blather.

Instead!

##VOTE: Xanth

For making me read walls of text even when I wasn't playing Mafia.

[Deltaflyer]

You already know my vote  ##VOTE: CARTHRAT

[Smodge13]

Well i see the traditional Rat vote has been done already so.
##Vote:EVILtom
Traditional vote against Tom for being Evil.

[AndrewRogue]

##Vote: LadyDoor

AIAS. A stands for Andrew, normally. But it also could stand for Ashley. LadyDoor's actually name is Ashley.

I SEE THE PATTERN.

[Excal]

Bleh, don't feel like joke voting this game, so I'm just gonna poke my head in and say hi.

[Xanth]

Never fear, Xanth is here, bolding iron in hand.

##VOTE: Bardiche for not letting me take part in last game's joke vote phase. That was harsh, man. Harsh.

[Captain K.]

Day 1 Votecount:

Remo: EvilTom
Sopko: Carthrat
Xanth: Lady Door
Carthrat: Deltaflyer2k8
EvilTom: Smodge13
Lady Door: AndrewRogue
Bardiche: Xanth

[Hunter Sopko]

AIAS

#VOTE: ANDREW

[Remo]

Time to randomly jump on a random person!

##VOTE:SirAlex

The leader of the red devils must be the biggest devil of all!

[Strago]

Excal doesn't want to joke vote? Double-u-tee-eff jokevoting is the most funnest part of Mafia obviously he has something to hide Q.E.D.

##VOTE: Excal

It's been a while since I've played. How do we get past the jokevote stage, again?

[Strago]

Actually, maybe I remember how.

##UNVOTE: Excal

Woah, Strago just removed his jokevote on someone for no reason within like a minute of making it! DISCUSS.

[Hunter Sopko]

Usually by calling for an end of it like you have, followed by the usual "oh he's town because he called to end it" and counter "Well, maybe he's not" then the inevitable "no u"

[Strago]

Yeah, I suppose that's pretty much how I remember it going down.

[Carthrat]

Well, that way is ruined, now, and, of course, Soppy is to blame. I always knew something was up with that guy.

[Hunter Sopko]

Thats a blatant disregard for the end of the joke phase, Rat. This is serious time, please. Put on your serious hat. It's suspicious that you'd keep making jokes, regardless. Mafia is serious business.

##Unvote: Andy

FoS: Rat

[Bardiche]

Damnit, now I'm late to the jokevote phase. Damnit guys, I'm seriously.

I always hate the start of Mafia games because I never know when to and when not to jokevote. I always never quite seem to agree with Day 1 cases because let's face it, quite often they downright suck so hard titanium can be considered soft in contrast to them.

So how about we dropkick the jokevote phase and, instead, go for the second ritual in Mafia games and call for a random lynchtrain, at which point surely someone is going to stand up and shout, "LOL DIZ AINT RITE" and we'll all hold hands and sing songs in the hope everyone's being sincere and honest!

On to serious mafia, I think Strago is pretty suspicious because OMG HE REMOVED HIS JOKE AFTER PLACING IT MAYBE HE'S HAVING A GUILTY CONSCIENCE FOR ACCUSING SOMEONE WHOSE OBVIOUSLY INNOCENT?

I don't feel like jokevoting though, so I'm going to place my vote on someone who already has a vote against them and see where that gets us. My hope is on discussion and debate. The one that doesn't revolve around my undeniable sexy appeal and moreso on the best lynch choice for today.

##VOTE: Remo simply for being the first on the list. There, now what're you gonna do, huh? HUH?

Oh god guys I hate Day 1 officially now. With a burning passion.

[Deltaflyer]

No more jokevotes? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!  

*after hit by heavy metal mallet*

I don't think a FoS this early in the game is totally nescessary at this point, carthrat may just be wanting fun. That said, I do think the jokevote phase is over. I want to get going straight away.

P.S the first point, if you did not notice was sarcasm and laughter intended. If you gather anything from this other than "Hey, Delta has a sense of humor!", I do hope you realise how stupid it will be for you once you read the remainder of this post.

P.S.S Bard... your muscles are calling to me... *meow*

[Bardiche]

I only want my sex appeal to be reacted on by girls. I get enough homo-erotic jokes in the classroom! Aaah!

[Deltaflyer]

No actually, I am working out in the gym and you are my role model

(Yes, this is another of those sarcastic things that will end up with people saying that I fail. Then I shall shut up  )

[Hunter Sopko]

To be fair, Delta. Both you and Bard fail. Nevertheless, I can't really accuse you of derailing anything except Bard's own points. Worth noting though.

[Xanth]

##UNVOTE: Bardiche

As I really can't justify anything other than a joke vote at this point.


##VOTE: Alex

Everyone else has shown up, so here's an early prod (which I'm aware is on top of Remo's, but I'm hardly scared of a train suddenly forming). A little early, perhaps, but I see no immediate better use of my vote, and at least the vote itself is something to talk about.


Otherwise, there's a bunch of people who've joke-voted and gone to bed, and then friction from Rat, Bardiche and Delta for ongoing joking in the face of Strago and Sopko calling for an early end to the joke vote period. I can't really do much about the former. Personally, while I agree that we should be getting serious as soon as possible, I think that Sopko has jumped just a little too fast too soon. I would've agreed with it in response to Bardiche's post, but unless I'm missing some past context it looks disproportionate against Rat. On purely first impressions only I'd rank that mess as Bardiche > Sopko > Rat in terms of scumminess, but it's all deltas and epsilons. No comment on Delta.


I've been sleeping early of late, but I should still be around here on and off for the next six hours or so. Keep it coming.