Last week, on the Ultimate Tournament of Ultimate Doom Part V...
We've made it to the championship matches, my friends. Some great warriors, friends, and companions have fallen in this tournament, but others have risen to the occasion. Never before have we seen a finals of such epic proportions: a mongoose faces off against a frog, a poet challenges a lawyer, a madman on a chair tries to defeat a cute little robot, and the master of children's card games battles against technology. This is the final battle, my friends. Who will win? Who will prove to be the best of the best? Decide! This is your story! Make it so!
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!
Bestiality Division
vs.
Rikki-Tikki-Tavi (see name) vs. Kermit the Frog (Muppets)The great snake-slayer has come much further than expected. Besting the ingenious Snowball, the vile Mr. Ed, and even the dreaded Mothra, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi has shown great conviction and skill, much more than anyone could ever expect from a mere mongoose. Kermit, however, is no less talented - having bested another mighty frog, a shape-shifting child, and an ancient dragon, Kermit has certainly proven himself worthy of the finals. Nothing will be held back in this deadly match of animals - in their most carnal state, blood will be spilled. Who will emerge victorious?
Supernatural Division
vs.
Typing of the Dead Typist (Typing of the Dead) vs. Yugi Muto (Yu-Gi-Oh!)The power of the computer and a gigantic type-writer - enough to slay zombies, vampires, and even other heroes. 150 wpm is equivalent to a power level of > 9000, easily. However, will technology meet its match? Yugi's found bullshit to pull out of his ass for every occasion so far, and he's not about to let this time be any different. Will the Dark Magician Girl be enough to stop the typing master in his tracks, or will Yugi's tricks finally be undone? Cards against computers - which is the way of the future?
Mechanical Division
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Dist (Tales of the Abyss) vs. Megaman (Megaman) Beauty. Class. Power. Dist exemplifies all these adjectives and many more (and some of them not so kind). The Blue Bomber, on the other hand, is cute, heroic, and determined. Both foes use technology to their advantages - Dist's terrible fomicry creations and monstrous metal machinations are as daunting as Megaman's power stealing and arsenal of flying dogs, birds, and cats. It's a close match, indeed - heroic metal hero vs. mad scientist. Will Megaman come out ahead like he always has, or will Dist once more prove to be more tenacious than a roach?
Epic Division
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William Shakespeare (Real Life) vs. Pheonix Wright (Phoenix Wright)Poet vs. Lawyer. This is the match of the century - will Phoenix be able to prove that Shakespeare really is a fake, or will The Bard finally cast off the shackles of pure writer and show the world that he's also a fighter? Will the fingerpoint of doom overwhelm an army of high school English teachers? No battle can be more terrifying than this - can our fragile little psyches withstand it?
Short Form:
Rikki-Tikki Tavi vs. Kermit
Typing of the Dead vs. Yugi
Dist vs. Megaman
Shakespeare vs. Phoenix
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