Reis (VS Soren)

[Grefter]

Breaking news just in, Reis badly needs breath mint as she apparently has breath bad enough to cause serious damage to opponents in duels.  This kind of behaviour should quite clearly be disallowed under the Geneva convention as it surely constitutes as a form of Biological warfare to breed a disgusting colony of filth in your mouth so that things would rather catch on fire, freeze to death or spontaneously create a path of negatively charged electrons between two points so as to emulate a lightning strike between her mouth and the poor victim.  That or apparently she has some seriously trippy bracelets that shoot fire.  While she is a dragon.  Although that sounds a bit to much like a really bad Furry Wonder Woman fanfic.  So lets go with the bad breath thing.  We may not be able to prevent Soren's demise, but we can prevent abuse of this deadly biological weapon to other unfortunate victims.

[Jo'ou Ranbu]

Reis's damaging breath attacks hide a more disturbing truth behind them - halitosis. This kind of behaviour should quite clearly be disallowed under the Geneva convention, as it constitutes a form of biological warfare dangerous enough to breed a disgusting colony of filth. A colony capable of setting things on fire, freeze them to death or spontaneously create a path of negatively charged electrons between two points so as to emulate a lightning strike between the mouth and the poor victim. Well, it's that or apparently she has some seriously trippy bracelets that shoot fire. While she is a dragon. Um, yeah. That sounds a bit too much like bad Furry Wonder Woman fanfic,  so let's go with the bad breath thing. Well, we will not be able to prevent Soren's demise, but we can prevent abuse of this deadly biological weapon to other unfortunate victims.