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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Millenia (vs. Empyrea)
« on: November 07, 2008, 10:30:23 PM »
Mmmmhm, it's good to be back at the top, baby! The Wings of Valmar, after grinding Heavy into fine industrial meat, finally returns to the division she originally hailed from, ready to show those upstart gods a thing or two about being an incarnation of nigh-unlimited power! And changing the menu from ground hamburger to finely grilled bird meat would be a nice start. The Godbird Empyrea may be fresh out of a championship, but she certainly lacks the resilience to tank through a bevy of Spellbinding Eyes - all Millenia needs to do is avoid one of the bird's pecking attacks and she'll be good to go! No problem, right? As such, this should be a fitting debut to Millenia in this division, along with a fine dinner to boot!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Millenia (vs. Empyrea)
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2008, 04:05:24 AM »
It's good to be back at the top! The Wings of Valmar, after grinding Heavy into fine hamburger, finally returns to the division she originally hailed from, ready to show those upstart gods a thing or two about being an incarnation of nigh-unlimited power! And changing the menu from ground beef to finely grilled bird meat would be a nice start. The Godbird Empyrea may be fresh from her own championship, but she certainly lacks the resilience to tank through a full chain of Spellbinding Eyes - all Millenia needs to do is avoid one of the bird's pecking attacks and she'll be good to go! No problem, right? As such, this should be a fitting debut for Millenia in this division, along with a fine dinner to boot!
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