Heckran>Marino
One is a robot ninja, capable of insane speeds.
One is a... rabid something-or-other with the power to call on water.
Heckran just flooded Marino's circuits out.
Hey, not every battle's elegant.
Knight>Cinnamon
Cinnamon came in skimpily dressed, planning on giving Knight a nosebleed he'd never forget before she bashed his face in.
Sadly, however, his world lacks noses, and so the interest, however large, was far less obvious. Cinnamon, waiting for him to react, didn't get enough time to save herself from Knight's sword.
He was then promptly beat up by both Pervert Squadrons - male and female - for his actions.
Sometimes you just can't win.
Chansey>Leblanc
"Hmph, a Pokemon?" Leblanc snorted. "It is cute, though."
"Chansey!"
"Heh. And that little egg, too... Proud mother, are you?"
"Chansey!"
"Still, I'm afraid that I'm going to have to beat you up. This is a fight, after all."
"Chansey?"
"Oh, don't look so sad, it'll be over before yo-"
And then the egg hatched into a full-grown Bahamut and ate Leblanc. Scientists are still unsure how this was physically possible. String theory has been blamed.
