OK, so it didn't go up last night. Sleep is more awesome than that. Whatever, shut up and do it. DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK.
THE FACTS!
1. In one of the first places I ever visited online, I was known for dropping pizza trucks on people.
2. I used to have a toy poodle named 'Rocky'.
3. I am a world class salsa dancer!
4. I graduated with a class of 15.
5. I didn't learn how to speak until I was five or six years old.
6. Genetically speaking, I should be the finest musician in the DL.
7. As a young kid, I was put into a Sailor Moon costume and paraded around at school. For over half a day.
8. Attempted to go skydiving at the age of fourteen, only to have a seizure on board the plane.
9. Due to a traumatic childhood accident, bamboo is my hated foe! You could still see the scar pretty well if not for my perpetual stubble.
10. I am a very friendly and open person to pretty much everyone but if you didn't know me you might just think I was just a major flirt.
11. Recently, I was almost thrown into the drunk tank at the local police station, if it wasn't for a random friend who showed up at the last second and volunteered to take me home instead.
12. On my first day at my first job, I had to clean a pile of overflowing used tampons from the bathroom floor. I also managed to cut myself on a pickle jar and ended up needing stitches on my hand by the third day on the job.
13. I named my first computer, "Sherm D. Computer".
14. I once beat Ogre Battle in one sitting.
15. My psychologist keeps calling me a lesbian.
16. In these recent times, as it turns out, I find myself writing in English; there is a problem, and that problem is a most dire one indeed. Whatever I write, whatever flows from my hands, be it formal, informal, fiction, non-fiction, or anything else, is written in the most peculiar Victorian style.
17. Because of my intense hatred for certain persons, I hugged another man I hate and have lived to regret it.
18. I wanted to be all of these professions at some point during my younger years; archaeologist, astronaut, President, physicist, professional soccer player, economist, professional jewel thief and architect.
19. I have actually played The Longest Journey, but I don't want people to know that my machine can run PC games, or they might force me to play too many Good Games and I'm worried I'll never be able to enjoy JRPGs again.
20. I am descended from the Salem witches. Incidentally, I'm from the state they came from as well.
21. Every major injury I've ever had was a result of a bike accident.
22. I'm one of the few people in the group who like Phantasy Star 3.
THE PEOPLE!
Alanna
Bardiche
Captain K.
Ciato
Clear Tranquil
DjinnandTonic
El Cideon
Gatewalker
Halbarad
HunterSopko
MetroidComposite
NotMiki
ThePiggyman
RobtheStampede
Ryogo
Scar
Superaielman
Taishyr
TranceHime
Veryslightlymad
WanderingMind
Zenthor