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Zynk (vs Jet)
« on: December 12, 2008, 07:15:01 AM »
While he'd love to jump back up to Heavy immediately, Light Champion Jet must first face the ancient robot, Zynk, in his return to Middle. Zynk possesses a deadly combination of high stats in pretty much every area across the board, essentially trumping the drifter in every category save perhaps speed. And if Jet's evasion begins to be a problem, Zynk can always show off his mighty chest laser, a crowd-pleasing burst of energy that cannot be denied, be it by defense or by evasion. With most of the advantages on his side, this relic of a bygone era is set to put an end to Jet's drifting. Permanently.

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Re: Zynk (vs Jet)
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2008, 03:18:24 AM »
While he'd love to jump back up to Heavy immediately, Light Champion Jet must first face the ancient robot, Zynk, in his return to Middle. Zynk possesses a deadly combination of high stats in pretty much every area across the board, essentially trumping the drifter in every category save perhaps speed. And if Jet's evasion begins to be a problem, Zynk can always show off his mighty chest laser, a crowd-pleasing burst of energy that cannot be denied, be it by defense or by evasion. With most of the advantages on his side, this relic of a bygone era is set to put an end to Jet's drifting. Permanently.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....