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May (vs Mel)
« on: December 12, 2008, 07:25:11 AM »
Most little girls around this time of year are pleading with their parents or Santa Claus or Kwanzaa-bot to get them a Pony. And this holiday season, though she's mostly grown up, Mel finally gets her wish! Unfortunately for her, this pony is half-woman, and a crackshot with a bow and arrow. May possesses a deadly aim, and is capable of hitting either Mel OR her annoying puppet between the eyes at twenty horse-sized paces. Though her defense isn't exactly the best in the world, when her opponent is an undersized young lady wielding a hand-puppet, May doesn't exactly worry about what weaknesses she may have.

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Re: May (vs Mel)
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2008, 02:14:45 AM »
Most little girls around this time of year are pleading with their parents or Santa Claus or Kwanzaa-bot to get them a Pony. And this holiday season, though she's mostly grown up, Mel finally gets her wish! Unfortunately for her, this pony is half-woman, a crackshot with a bow and arrow at that. May possesses a deadly aim, and is capable of hitting either Mel OR her annoying puppet between the eyes at twenty horse-sized paces. Though her defense isn't exactly winning olympic medals, when her opponent is an undersized young lady wielding a hand-puppet, May has little reason to worry about what weaknesses she may have.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....