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Starky (vs Malak)
« on: December 12, 2008, 09:18:56 PM »
The aliens have landed in Light! He may look like a pikmin and dress like Olimar, but Starky is truly a one being alien menace! Malak may be a magician, but he's still backwards country bumpkin compared to Starky, and what do aliens tend to do to backwards country bumpkins? Exactly. With it's mighty ray gun in hand, he'll mow down the competition, and his technologically advanced shielding will more than protect him from Malak's magic. The quasi-mohawked sorceror from Ivalice will have his hands full, and unless he can learn computers anytime soon, it'll all be over before Malak can say Independance Day.

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Re: Starky (vs Malak)
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2008, 02:51:25 AM »
The aliens have landed in Light! He may look like a poor man''s pikmin and dress like Olimar in a bad day, but Starky is truly a complete alien menace in the works! Malak may be a magician, but he's still backwards country bumpkin compared to Starky, and what do aliens tend to do to backwards country bumpkins? Exactly. With its mighty raygun in hand, Starky'll mow down the competition, and some technologically advanced shielding will more than protect the alien from Malak's magic. The quasi-mohawked sorcerer from Ivalice will have his hands full, and unless he can learn computers anytime soon, it'll all be over before Malak can say Independence Day.
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