Astos makes his billing based on one thing: being the original dark elf. That FF4 lamer? Decided he needed a magnetic field and a lair deep in some secluded mountain only accessible via black chocobo. Astos, meanwhile, keeps things old-school and waits in an old school dungeon to devour old school heroes. Sure, the FF4 Dark Elf beat him up a while back, it means nothing now. Samson is merely one generic old school hero cursed to be incredibly weak, and Astos is used to dealing with four healthy generic old school heroes. It should take mere seconds for Astos to Rub him out of existence and become one step closer to becoming the true Dark Elf. Just you wait.
