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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Cathari (vs. Warrior)
« on: December 14, 2008, 08:14:38 PM »
The Harmonian gunner is ready to lock and load, carrying her duty under the blessing of her Godspeed Rune - and Not Ranked will stand aghast as she tears through the Heavy arena with unparalled speed! Her first opponent, the Warrior, not only is a poor generic from a depthless world, he also committed the grave mistake of bringing a sword to a gunfight: with superior speed and excellent damage off her shotgun blasts, Cathari will tear a hole in Warrior's heart before he even gets to raise his blade. If not, a second or third shot will do the trick nicely. Trying to play honor in spite of effectiveness may look nice, but it won't let you leave a battlefield unscathed, and Cathari will be sure to demonstrate that to her opponent in a hurry.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....