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Ashley (vs Hallec)
« on: December 18, 2008, 08:47:43 AM »
Listen up, you primitive pinheads. This... is Ash's BOOMSTICK! It's an Irvington single action bayonet. Valeria's top of the line. Walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a giantass blade underneith. Now, if Hallec so much as even TOUCHES Ashley... GRAAAAAAAH! --- will be in pain and not victory. In all seriousness, even if Hallec gets a hit in, Ashley's next move will be to unload an entire magazine into him with Full Clip. Mighty as the tribal warrior is, not even cold steel can argue with hot lead.

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Re: Ashley (vs Hallec)
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2008, 02:04:35 AM »
It's time for a few primitive pinheads to listen up: this baby, wonderfully showcased here, is Ash's pride and joy! It's an elegant, deadly Irvington single action bayonet. Valeria's top of the line, to be sure. Walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a giantass blade underneath. Now, if Hallec so much as even TOUCHES Ashley... well, let's say that the savage will be in for a deal of pain rather than victory. In all seriousness, even if Hallec gets a hit in, Ashley's next move will be to unload an entire magazine into him with Full Clip. Mighty as the tribal warrior is, not even cold steel can argue with hot lead, can it?
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....